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Cassandre Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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I know an even crueler version, Mystik.
If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one hears, do the trees laugh? _________________ [insert witty comment] |
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Tursi Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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xivk wrote: | Marx-Paragon wrote: | riddle me this batman... if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? |
The answer is it makes 5000 potatoes in the area hear it. |
The potatoes might SEE it, but I think you need corn to HEAR it.  _________________ http://harmlesslion.com |
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Cassandre Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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omigod, Tursi, that was so funny, I forgot to laugh!!!!!!! _________________ [insert witty comment] |
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Jerin Nekros Rank: Veteran

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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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I must be the only one here who has any empathy for mimes _________________ My Fursona(updates occasionally) http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7537
"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold. It is very cold in space." - Khan (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan |
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Marx-Paragon wrote: | riddle me this batman... if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? | Just because nobody is around doesn't mean that the laws of physics miraculously do not apply; the sound will still be made, regardless of whether or not there is someone to hear said sound.
/geeky reply to age-old "sage" question _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Tursi Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Cassandre wrote: | omigod, Tursi, that was so funny, I forgot to laugh!!!!!!! |
Perhaps a few tickles will help you to remember!  _________________ http://harmlesslion.com |
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Cassandre Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:28 am Post subject: |
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I will bite you. I swear, you get your hand even close to me on threat of tickling, I will bite your hand off.
*backs away slowly*
I mean it! Dont' you dare tickle me!!!
(oo, that reminds me of something to add to mah fursona) _________________ [insert witty comment] |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:32 am Post subject: |
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The goddess had shut her eyes for the many people and then she grew ticked off: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, as for you *points at Tsavo* Phonenumber is 555-2368 but I noticed Wallstreet already replyng that.
MissSECRETagent, all your candy is gone because it belongs to me!!! MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
as for you! *points at Xebulon* There is no such thing as perfection, but only improvmant!
Cassandre, it's possible not to pass out :3 just you hang in there baby!
As for Labrn, the girl will appear very soon on the edge of your bed, just you make sure you'll be there this time...
Looks at Marx Paragon* wow I've been called batman? !! yay! eh, yes it makes sound! you just don't hear it XD
and yes Cassandre the trees will laugh, of pain... _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:39 am Post subject: |
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The Goddess huffed and puffed as she placed her small cup of tea (cup the size of a barbie one) down.
hmmmmm HenkCobra, I mean, all of your wishes and dreams can come true :3 you just have to believe in it >XD
Of course BONBON will win! WE RULE! We'll finish up those roman's!!!!
Cause BONBON RULES ACKAAAAAAAA
xivk, yes, you have to sleep with me, good luck trying that ;3 *points at her husband and labrn*
Chaosengine, the answer to that question is because I gave you to much hugs, means your mine, all the men are mine >XD muhahahhaa
(just kiddin') they don't avoid you, they are waiting for your fragile lil moment to attack you and smother you into pieces of love~
Lidia_Apricot, ... *gives the box* sorry i kind of took it from you XD ^^;;; have a nice meal
Rune174 the secret of ending all war lies within every people on this planet, if we all learn to cooperate like it should and raise our children right the war will go a lot less, love is the answer to anything
MLock, of course you will as long you stay away from me you will ^-^ I only bring you suffering and pain >XD *cracks knuckles*
just kiddin' *looks at him from top to bottem* .......... Dude you're a tough one! but of course you'll find 'him' >XD *points at Loucille Brown*
*grins evily* _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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Tursi Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Cassandre wrote: | I will bite you. I swear, you get your hand even close to me on threat of tickling, I will bite your hand off.
*backs away slowly*
I mean it! Dont' you dare tickle me!!! |
(Fingers up, stalking pose, and low, evil chuckle)
You just said the magic words. The hunt is always worth the risk! heheh!
Hehe.. sorry Goddess, but some calls are too strong to resist!  _________________ http://harmlesslion.com |
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Marx-Paragon Rank: Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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goddess-ofthe-night wrote: |
Looks at Marx Paragon* wow I've been called batman? !! yay! eh, yes it makes sound! you just don't hear it XD
and yes Cassandre the trees will laugh, of pain... |
excellent, now if i may impose upon you yet another question, oh wise one.
what is the sound of one hand clapping? _________________
marx's four step guide to being popular in the fandom
1 draw boobs
2 make comics
3 cuase drama
4 repeat |
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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon

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xivk Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Marx-Paragon wrote: | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: |
Looks at Marx Paragon* wow I've been called batman? !! yay! eh, yes it makes sound! you just don't hear it XD
and yes Cassandre the trees will laugh, of pain... |
excellent, now if i may impose upon you yet another question, oh wise one.
what is the sound of one hand clapping? |
Not sure bout the sound but its dam hard to do.
henkcobra wrote: | Dear goddess of the night, what do I have to do to get a boy and a girl in my bed at the same time? |
Pretend to be the bed _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Evan_Himmel Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you Goddess of the Night. Now if you please excuse me, i have a bet to make. |
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Chaosengine Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | Chaosengine, the answer to that question is because I gave you to much hugs, means your mine, all the men are mine >XD muhahahhaa
(just kiddin') they don't avoid you, they are waiting for your fragile lil moment to attack you and smother you into pieces of love~
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I wish that were true...  _________________ "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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Cassandre Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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Tursi wrote: |
(Fingers up, stalking pose, and low, evil chuckle)
You just said the magic words. The hunt is always worth the risk! heheh!
Hehe.. sorry Goddess, but some calls are too strong to resist!  |
*eyes wide*
Oh God.
*runs to a differant thread*
See if you can catch me!!
(I'm thread hopping like Labrn now...Oh jeez, I hang out here way too much..But I wouldn't give it up for the world.) _________________ [insert witty comment] |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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The Goddess looks at Cassandre, 'Labrn will come when labrn is pleased...'
*takes leesh ready for Labrn*
*uses her tail as tentical and captures Cassandre* Cathed ya :p now what ya gonna do _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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Mystic Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Chaosengine wrote: | I wish that were true...  |
I don't recall avoiding you like the plague.
Henk, the answer is Alcohol. *Chuckles and holds up a bottle of wine.* _________________ Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself |
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Cassandre Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:03 am Post subject: |
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*looks down*
OMG its a floofy tail!!!
*snuggles floofy tail*
*purrs happily*
YAY!! _________________ [insert witty comment] |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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:p *looks pleased* _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:25 am Post subject: |
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Cassandre wrote: | ...I'm thread hopping like Labrn now... |
Thread hopping? What do you mean?
goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | *takes leesh ready for Labrn* | *Eyes Sahtori suspiciously* And what do you plan to do with that little miss?  _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:50 am Post subject: |
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goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | *takes leesh ready for Labrn* | *Eyes Sahtori suspiciously* And what do you plan to do with that little miss? [/quote]
that you stay with me <3<3<3<3 *cuddles him* _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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Mystic Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:32 am Post subject: |
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goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | that you stay with me <3<3<3<3 *cuddles him* |
*Sneaks up and wraps the two up with a rather large ribbon, keeping them together* _________________ Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Mystic wrote: | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | that you stay with me <3<3<3<3 *cuddles him* |
*Sneaks up and wraps the two up with a rather large ribbon, keeping them together* |
Aww Mystic your a doll *grabs Labrn and cuddles him purrs happely*
if only my love would be returned *cuddles him*
*can imagin him like the tiny toons and herself like elmyra* ....
eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil XD _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:34 am Post subject: |
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goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | Aww Mystic your a doll *grabs Labrn and cuddles him purrs happely*
if only my love would be returned *cuddles him*
*can imagin him like the tiny toons and herself like elmyra* ....
eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil XD |
*Holds up a sign silently that says "Help!"* _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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LabrnMystic wrote: | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | Aww Mystic your a doll *grabs Labrn and cuddles him purrs happely*
if only my love would be returned *cuddles him*
*can imagin him like the tiny toons and herself like elmyra* ....
eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil XD |
*Holds up a sign silently that says "Help!"* |
oh you know you like it, and besides if i'm in my pet form i can barely hump ya arm _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:37 am Post subject: |
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goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | oh you know you like it, and besides if i'm in my pet form i can barely hump ya arm |
Well what fun is that then?  _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:54 am Post subject: |
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LabrnMystic wrote: | goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | oh you know you like it, and besides if i'm in my pet form i can barely hump ya arm |
Well what fun is that then?  |
whatever fun ou try to make out of it, you know which button to push _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:06 am Post subject: |
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goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | whatever fun ou try to make out of it, you know which button to push |
Wait..so now you're a computer? _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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goddess-ofthe-night Rank: Artist

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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:59 am Post subject: |
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¬¬
Labrn!!! you don't know where to "push" the ladies "button"???
HINT HINT HIIIIIIIIIIINT HINT!
HINTEDIE HINT HINT!
XD _________________ Dreams come True if you B E L I E V E in me...
- the G O D D E S S |
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