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thefatman
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:45 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Order Sex Reply with quote
A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.

Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work, a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What do you think?"

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
meh i dont thick its that funny
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
didnt laugh
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't get it
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
For whoever didn't get it: he'd called room service.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ah, I see
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