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MissSecretAgent
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| Mystic wrote: | | MissSecretAgent wrote: | New cure for people hearing voices in their head: Have as much steaming hot sex as possible!
I'd go for that one  |
*Clicks the start button on her stop watch, waiting for Henk's arrival time* |
Why is suddenly the grim reaper standing by my shoulder?  
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Grim reaper repellent here. cheat death at the price of your soul. ^_^
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| MissSecretAgent wrote: | | Why is suddenly the grim reaper standing by my shoulder? |
Oh, he's just trying to sell you some gutters. He won't leave until he makes a sale.
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MissSecretAgent
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Mystic wrote: | | MissSecretAgent wrote: | | Why is suddenly the grim reaper standing by my shoulder? |
Oh, he's just trying to sell you some gutters. He won't leave until he makes a sale. |
He's in for a long wait then. Too bad he can kill other people while he's here (proven in the movie Meet Joe Black), otherwise I'd be saving thousands 
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| Mystic, you steal my heart with the ATHF reference. I am quite a bit of a devotee, and can mimic the voice of meatwad quite well. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Mystic wrote: | | MissSecretAgent wrote: | | Why is suddenly the grim reaper standing by my shoulder? |
Oh, he's just trying to sell you some gutters. He won't leave until he makes a sale. |
Thoroughly appreciate the reference. *golfclap*
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| Mystic wrote: | | Tearlach wrote: | | . . all lost voices amongst the white noise. |
So, then I'm crazy and you all are the voices in my head?  |
It is believed that if you tune your radio to pure static or 'white noise' then ask if any one is there while recording the noise. It is some times possible to hear voices replying to your question. This is know as elecrtonic voice phenomenon.
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Jerin Nekros
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Tearlach wrote: | | Mystic wrote: | | Tearlach wrote: | | . . all lost voices amongst the white noise. |
So, then I'm crazy and you all are the voices in my head? |
It is believed that if you tune your radio to pure static or 'white noise' then ask if any one is there while recording the noise. It is some times possible to hear voices replying to your question. This is know as elecrtonic voice phenomenon. |
*cues X-files music, and pulls out a flashlight*
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| Mystic wrote: | | So, then I'm crazy and you all are the voices in my head? |
The voices may not be real, Mystic, but they do have so damn fine ideas.
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| Mystic wrote: | | Hmm, I don't think we have that kind of Doctor around here. Though I'm sure plenty of the men would offer "Sexual Healing." |
We could always try to find you a retrophrenologist.
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My parents have made me stop paying, so I'm missing out on everything right now...I'll probably be looking at the wonderful art that is Vanessa's in a few years, when Cammi is older...
But, however, I will be going on this forums until I'm too old to type. but I'm pretty sure that would be a bit creepy...I mean, a, like, ninety or a hundered year old chick looking at animal porn? Just a bit creepy...
Mostly the voices just say, "Get laid." A lot of them say, "Leave that person, they're meanies."
But sometimes, *wide eyes* one tells me to burn down the builidng, while wildly dancing naked in the rain singing Dancing Queen.
I like the last idea the most...
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Voice in Chaos' head: Eat that sandwich!!
Chaos: Hooray!! *Nom Nom*
Voice: Women think you're AWFUL!!
Chaos: *pauses for a moment* Can I still eat the sammich??
Voice: Uh, sure...
Chaos: Hooray!! *More Nom Nom*
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MissSecretAgent
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| Chaosengine wrote: | Voice in Chaos' head: Eat that sandwich!!
Chaos: Hooray!! *Nom Nom*
Voice: Women think you're AWFUL!!
Chaos: *pauses for a moment* Can I still eat the sammich??
Voice: Uh, sure...
Chaos: Hooray!! *More Nom Nom* |
Thank you for that smile, Chaos
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kommy
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| Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:44 am Post subject: |
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| Xebulon wrote: | | Mystic wrote: | | Hmm, I don't think we have that kind of Doctor around here. Though I'm sure plenty of the men would offer "Sexual Healing." |
We could always try to find you a retrophrenologist. |
I can do that. I'm sure I got a hammer around here somewhere. Wonder if I should start selling that service..?
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| Cassandre wrote: | My parents have made me stop paying, so I'm missing out on everything right now...I'll probably be looking at the wonderful art that is Vanessa's in a few years, when Cammi is older...
But, however, I will be going on this forums until I'm too old to type. but I'm pretty sure that would be a bit creepy...I mean, a, like, ninety or a hundered year old chick looking at animal porn? Just a bit creepy...
Mostly the voices just say, "Get laid." A lot of them say, "Leave that person, they're meanies."
But sometimes, *wide eyes* one tells me to burn down the builidng, while wildly dancing naked in the rain singing Dancing Queen.
I like the last idea the most... |
I'm sorry to hear that hun. Perhaps we can figure out a way for you to pay incognito...At least you'll still be here on the forums til then. ^_^
Also, because I refuse to go look it up on wiki right now out of laziness and giving the chance for an expert to explain, what is this "retrophrenologist" the two of you are speaking of?
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| LabrnMystic wrote: | | Also, because I refuse to go look it up on wiki right now out of laziness and giving the chance for an expert to explain, what is this "retrophrenologist" the two of you are speaking of? |
Phrenology is a famous pseudoscience (meaning bunk and quackery) that was actually fairly popular during the Victorian era. It's basically the study of the shape of a person's skull, the belief being that certain bumps in areas of the head dictated a person's personality traits.
As for Retrophrenology, I'm not sure but can only guess that it means they'll be adding bumps to people's heads, probably with Docktor Fuchs's hammer...
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Retrophrenology
Derived from the concepts of phrenology and physiognomy. Retrophrenologists take a less predictive approach than these, however, and seek to give customers whatever traits they desire to have by moulding their heads directly. What actually happens is that the customer is hit with a selection of different sized mallets, a treatment that can be said in complete honesty not to hurt a 'bit'. The efficacy of such treatments is unknown, but at least it provides employment and keeps the money in circulation.
It's a term coined (as far as I know) by Terry Pratchet in the novel Men at Arms.
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Hmm...And there I was thinking retrophrenology meant they wore disco suits. And possibly did some '80s dancing. Can't go wrong with 'Disco Inferno'.
That's actually pretty hard on DDR. Hell, even my four year old can beat me on that game.
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| Xebulon wrote: | Retrophrenology
Derived from the concepts of phrenology and physiognomy. Retrophrenologists take a less predictive approach than these, however, and seek to give customers whatever traits they desire to have by moulding their heads directly. What actually happens is that the customer is hit with a selection of different sized mallets, a treatment that can be said in complete honesty not to hurt a 'bit'. The efficacy of such treatments is unknown, but at least it provides employment and keeps the money in circulation.
It's a term coined (as far as I know) by Terry Pratchet in the novel Men at Arms. |
Not hurt a bit my volumptous ass! (Yeah, I can compliment on it too.  ) I'll just stick with the sexual healing, thank you.
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Damnit, Jim, I'm a massage therapist, not a masseur!
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | Damnit, Jim, I'm a massage therapist, not a masseur! |
Aww...so that's a no? 
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Ashton Gray
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To sexual healing, yes, that's a no. Though, I'm sure you'll find no small amount of volunteers to help you with that.
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Eh, sexual healing is a bunch of wishful thinking...
Actually think massages are too. But then, I've never had one before. The closest I've had is tickling, which is an offense that will earn my everlasting wrath, by the way. 
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Note to self: use deeper pressure when massaging Fraulein Doktor Fuchs to prevent tickling.
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| kommy wrote: | Eh, sexual healing is a bunch of wishful thinking...
Actually think massages are too. But then, I've never had one before. The closest I've had is tickling, which is an offense that will earn my everlasting wrath, by the way. |
Now that's not true and you know it Doctor. *Puts one hand on his hip and points to her with the other* Orgasms release endorphins throughout the body, which help relieve stress and reduce pain in the body, if only by masking it. *Cracks his fingers* So if one was to be sure to get their patient off every 10 minutes, you'd be in an almost constant state of pleasure, keeping any thoughts or feelings of pain far into the following day. ^_^
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Mystic talks about sexual healing and nobody offers to help? What is the world coming to? I'd be happy to offer any assistance in that regard.
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| LabrnMystic wrote: | | *Cracks his fingers* So if one was to be sure to get their patient off every 10 minutes, you'd be in an almost constant state of pleasure, keeping any thoughts or feelings of pain far into the following day. ^_^ |
Only problem is, in my experience, by about the fifth time, the vict... er... subject, that is, starts complaining about being sore.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| kommy wrote: | Eh, sexual healing is a bunch of wishful thinking...
Actually think massages are too. But then, I've never had one before. The closest I've had is tickling, which is an offense that will earn my everlasting wrath, by the way. |
actually its great for headaches. believe me i know. i get stuck rubbing my mother's neck just about every night <<
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Thought you were talking about sexual healing until that last bit.
That'd be interesting, stuck healing your mom sexually...That'd be [word censored] too.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Cassandre wrote: | Thought you were talking about sexual healing until that last bit.
That'd be interesting, stuck healing your mom sexually...That'd be [word censored] too. |
in more ways than one
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