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JesseCapelli
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:55 pm    Post subject: Parents in town! Reply with quote

My parents are arriving tonight from Vancouver! So I have just finished porn proofing the apt! They will be here till the 29th. I will try to come on every day to chat with you guys but if I miss a day it's just becasue I'm with them, not becasue I don't care about you all! Just in case some of you didn't read I will be doing live chats again starting on the 30th. Hope you all are ready for Christmas...I know you guys, you leave shopping till the last min.!!
Jesse xoxo Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would be funny if your dad went into the utility closet to get a broom and a big box of dildos fell open at his feet. Laughing

Don't worry about not being able to post on a daily basis, Jesse. I don't think anyone here expects you to routinely devote your time to posting every day.

I'll envy your folks by the way, getting to vacation down in sunny and warm Cali while I am here freezing my bum off. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could always say the dildo's where novilty sausages, or even christmas dec's or doggy chews!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I can just see the look on Jesse's dads face if while he was looking for fresh linens to take a shower and found all of Jesse's bondage gear Shocked , or if Villian cam trotting out of her bedroom with a nice thick dildo in his mouth. omg That could take some explaining
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vanilla wrote:
... or doggy chews!!!

Yeah, not that you could blame the little guy, did you catch that candid pic on the site? The next time you have a guy friend over dont be surprised if he tries to bite his dick off,or if he pisses you off you could always tell him to sick balls. Talk about a guard doggie.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vanilla wrote:
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You could always say the dildo's where novilty sausages, or even christmas dec's or doggy chews


Or they could be explained as being prescribed by your doctor to ease lower back pain!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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did you catch that candid pic on the site


I think that is what probably gave me the idea Laughing

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Or they could be explained as being prescribed by your doctor to ease lower back pain!!


Imagine going to the chemist to get a prescription dildo haha Laughing !!!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Imagine going to the chemist to get a prescription dildo haha


I would love to be there when some old granny waits at the counter to be served, then quickly hands over her prescription to the 16 year old behind the counter, looks around in embarresment to make sure no one else in the shop can read it, then in utter horror the shop girl shouts out to the chemist, " one 12 inch dildo, one set of anal beads and some cherry flovoured lube" the granny is shocked but is then asked " do you pay and have you used these before."

Now that would be funny!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah she would probably get senior citizens discount on a used one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the British National Health Service we'd all end paying for it in extra national insurace contributions, so in the end we all get fucked, the granny gets it from a second hand dildo and we get it from the govenment Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I heard they where bringing in a dildo tax, jeez what with the porn mag tax and tissue tax as well this is becoming a very expensive hobby Laughing !!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vanilla:
There'll be an underground wanking club starting soon, let the fuckers try to tax that. Laughing
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