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Caroline
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 Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: Dammit I can't get Kommy's pants off! |
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((...okay, time for another Caroline's-Real-World-Avatar-Stories... be advised, I'm totally sloshed on Green Sangria, and Mickey's Irish Red, so this'll probably ramble quite a bit... I get really loquatious when I'm hammered... like poetry goddess loquatious...
so I'm bored, and Sabitha, one of my friends, and I are just hanging out. She's reading, and I want to play a game, but I'm totally bored with Solitare and Free Cell, and Sabby doesn't want anything else to drink... so I pop onto Bon Bon to play gems... as I remember wasting days at a time playing Crystals on the Sega.
And... I picked Kommy. So, I'm playing, and the timer starts buzzing, and the screen shaking, and I'm just doing horribly... which is frustrating the crap out of me, as I used to be a freaking genious at Crystals. So... out of utter madness I scream, "DAMMIT I CAN'T HER PANTS OFF!"
Now, Steve, my boyfriend, hears this... mind you he's in the basement doing whatever it is he does in the basement... I really don't want to know what he does down there, but I'm pretty sure it involves paying the mortgage for Klennex or something. Now Steve, being like every boy I meet, has this utter fantasy of having two girls at one time... especially myself and Sabitha. He hears me scream this, and comes running upstairs like some sort of charging fireman... bashes into my room... and sees Sabitha on the futon, and me at the computer... and I totally know what he was thinking...
So, he says, "What the hell!"... and I explain to him that I'm playing Crystals, and I can't seem to get past level 4... so he pops on, being the boy he's obviously better at video games than I am *roll my eyes* and... he's worse at it than I am. He can't find a triplet to save himself...
...so... anyway, Kommy, your pants are freaking hard to take off... um... happy saint patrick's day? I just thought you guys, with your oddball senses of humor might find this kinda funny and weird, so... yeah, I know, lame... but dammit I have to write something... I can't let this buzz just utterly go away with nothing accomplished.)) |
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*LMAO*
That is the most hilarious moment I've ever heard! XD
And Ms. Caroline, those are not pants Ms. Kommy's wearing. Those are call stockings. :3
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Static cling, much? 
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| *Snickers* That made me chuckle. |
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Ashton Gray
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A problem I'd imagine countless people have had to bear with throughout Dr. Fuchs' life, I'm sure.
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Worry not, you are not the only sloshed one online tonight. For I am also sloshed. 1$ green beer will do that I suppose. Funny story. Perhaps your boyfriend was excited to hear that statement and ran out with expectations of something more interesting then Crystals. 
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kommy
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I never knew you felt that way about me, Caroline... 
Honestly, I can't even get this bloody corset off. I'm hopeless at those gem games. I can't see how anyone can get my pants off.
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| kommy wrote: | | Honestly, I can't even get this bloody corset off. I'm hopeless at those gem games. I can't see how anyone can get my pants off. |
I'm glad that I'm not the only person that can't do any of those gem-swap games worth a darn. As far as I'm concerned, all the girls may as well have taken a vow of chastity, because their clothes are never coming off.
But I liked your story Caroline. |
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| kommy wrote: | I never knew you felt that way about me, Caroline...
Honestly, I can't even get this bloody corset off. I'm hopeless at those gem games. I can't see how anyone can get my pants off. |
Really? I got them off on the first try.... but i'm just sneaky like that |
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Lidia_Apricot
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I can easily take all of Doctor's Kommy clothes off in one try. 
As wrong as it sound, I can't word it another way. XD |
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Corran
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Don't feel bad, Caroline. I can barely take off my own pants. Forget taking the pants off of anyone else.
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| kommy wrote: | I never knew you felt that way about me, Caroline...
Honestly, I can't even get this bloody corset off. I'm hopeless at those gem games. I can't see how anyone can get my pants off. |
As it happens, I have successfully denuded you several times. You'll be glad to know that the view is exquisite.
For science. |
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I must admit, I'd probably have a similar reaction to Steve in that situation. However, I believe I've managed to strip all of the girls down to nothing in the various Gem Swap games, so I'd be able to help, not be worse than you like he was.
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If we're strictly going on game status, there isn't a person here standing that I haven't made nude on more than one occasion in the games section. (Yes, I even tried Mystic. Hush!)
So that somewhat answers your question Kommy, whether its just luck or skill.
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Chaosengine
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*is trying to take his OWN pants off*
Dammit, lousy zipper!!
This might take awhile...
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LMFAO!!!!
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| Chaosengine wrote: | *is trying to take his OWN pants off*
Dammit, lousy zipper!!
This might take awhile... |
Saw that coming a mile away.
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| Imagine hearing the good Doktor yelling that out. "I can't get my pants off!" |
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| UltimaWolf0 wrote: | | Imagine hearing the good Doktor yelling that out. "I can't get my pants off!" |
Someone would probably be hurt in the stampede of eager Pant-Removal Assistance volunteers. "We here at PRA are tired of people unable to get their pants off. We have devoted ourselves to get YOU out of those pants. Pay? No no no. Our reward is... you pantsless?"
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Ashton Gray
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| UltimaWolf0 wrote: | | Imagine hearing the good Doktor yelling that out. "I can't get my pants off!" |
Which is one very good reason why trustworthy and honorable types such as myself exist. For times when particularly difficult and potentially embarassing situations arise and you need someone you know you can trust to help.
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | UltimaWolf0 wrote: | | Imagine hearing the good Doktor yelling that out. "I can't get my pants off!" |
Which is one very good reason why trustworthy and honorable types such as myself exist. For times when particularly difficult and potentially embarassing situations arise and you need someone you know you can trust to help. |
Riiiiiiiiiight... I can't help but feel like you're a little too trustworthy, Ashton. Maybe it's my coyote-insticts, but no one can be that honorable without some sort of angle. I'm just not buying the "paladin" routine. Paraphrasing a quote from the great pirate captain Jack Sparrow: "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to look out for..."
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| Agreed. I tend to be more suspicious of the White Knights than the Black Knights. |
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Caroline
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((Geeze, I didn't realize drunk posting about Kommy's pants would generate such... buzz...
| Quote: | | Agreed. I tend to be more suspicious of the White Knights than the Black Knights |
I tend to get nervous around anything that moves in a jumpy-L pattern 
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Ashton Gray
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Riiiiiiiiiight... I can't help but feel like you're a little too trustworthy, Ashton. Maybe it's my coyote-insticts, but no one can be that honorable without some sort of angle. I'm just not buying the "paladin" routine. Paraphrasing a quote from the great pirate captain Jack Sparrow: "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to look out for..." |
Well, I can certainly understand you mistrust, Johnny. And it does'nt bother me a bit. So long as you don't go around trying to press your mistrust of my honor and trustworthiness onto others, that is. I learned to deal with such misplaced mistrust long ago.
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I have to partially agree with both the great Captain and Ashton. While often honest men are the ones to watch out for, there are those, like Ashton, who can be trusted to always be honest.
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Ashton Gray
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Well, I'm glad someone believes in me.
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kommy
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| Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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I'd trust Ashton to remove my pants. Not sure if he should trust me afterward, though... 
But that is a risk I am willing for him to take!
I'd also trust Johnny, particularly if he'd likewise trust me with his hat... Which he should. You can trust a vixen because she's a vixen, as a vixen will always do right by them. Honestly, it's the non-vixens you got to watch out for. You can never tell when they're going to do something random and silly.
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