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LabrnMystic
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I'm afraid I should decline as well. If you all thought my mind was in the gutter and told terrible jokes now, wait til the brakes are chucked thanks to me being inebriated!
I once laughed so hard my eyes felt they were going to pop out my skull because a friend said "Sandwich Shop." How does that even happen? XD
Oh, it doesn't happen often with me. Perhaps a handful of times a year, friends birthdays and what not, but when they do, I try to be as much fun as possible, though my mouth is far more foul and my mind sinks below the gutter and into the sewers. 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| LabrnMystic wrote: | | Oh, it doesn't happen often with me. Perhaps a handful of times a year, friends birthdays and what not, but when they do, I try to be as much fun as possible, though my mouth is far more foul and my mind sinks below the gutter and into the sewers. |
Mwahahahahaha!!! 
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Mystic
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:08 am Post subject: |
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| kommy wrote: | I'd rather you didn't, honest. I am not a fun person when inebriated.  |
Fair enough. Though, it'll still take some coxing to get him to comply, even if its you pulling Labrn's strings. Perhaps the doctor has a special something in her medicine cabinet to help give him just the right "push" to join?
As for you, Labrn. I think the worst part is that your brutally honest when your smashed.  One time while regaling us about a story from his deployment, he actually got down and was army crawling on the floor as he told it. Though, one of the other gals at the party let a leg brush against him. A bit confused, he felt it up to the knee. "This is a nice leg. Its too good to be part of a guy." Gets halfway up to see it was indeed a woman, and then fell back to the floor. "That's a leg one could enjoy." He laughed. She laughed too, being a good sport, but foolishly dared him "Its a tasty leg." Well, Labrn, not being of sound mind thanks to the drink, sure enough took a playful bite into her jeans and agreed with her. 
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Tadelesh
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like anywhere with a drunk Labrn is a fun place to be.
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| Mystic wrote: | | kommy wrote: | | I'd rather you didn't, honest. I am not a fun person when inebriated. |
Fair enough. Though, it'll still take some coxing to get him to comply, even if its you pulling Labrn's strings. Perhaps the doctor has a special something in her medicine cabinet to help give him just the right "push" to join?
As for you, Labrn. I think the worst part is that your brutally honest when your smashed. One time while regaling us about a story from his deployment, he actually got down and was army crawling on the floor as he told it. Though, one of the other gals at the party let a leg brush against him. A bit confused, he felt it up to the knee. "This is a nice leg. Its too good to be part of a guy." Gets halfway up to see it was indeed a woman, and then fell back to the floor. "That's a leg one could enjoy." He laughed. She laughed too, being a good sport, but foolishly dared him "Its a tasty leg." Well, Labrn, not being of sound mind thanks to the drink, sure enough took a playful bite into her jeans and agreed with her. |
Thank goodness none of my local friends are here to reveal any stories about me.
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Mystic
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:50 am Post subject: |
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We don't need them Xebulon. we'll just wait for you to get drunk enough and post them on here. 
Indeed. You have people who are angry drunks, lousy drunks. He's one of those can't stop laughing, but sometimes should hold back what he's thinking kind of drunks.
Myself. I can handle myself fine if I drink. Its just if I'm feeling randy enough when I drink, well, then I have to look out for who I'm with. NO! That does not mean I'm easy.
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Mystic being easy.......that's like a volcano erupting with ice cream...
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Mystic
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Are you referring it would be impossible, or a dream of yours?
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a dream of mine...
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Oh, I don't know. If she was easy, it would take all the fun out of trying to seduce her.
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my dream is more of the volcano with ice cream... and with mystic in a 2 peace...I'm going to stop now thou...don't want this dream to get ruined
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Ashton Gray
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I suppose it's for such occasions that you'll be in most need of a designated driver. After all, our responsability is'nt only to be the sober one who can drive. It is also our responsability to keep the rest of you out of trouble.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Don't forget that it's also your responsibility to have a camera handy as well, Ashton.
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That's why God invented the cellphone camera.
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Mystic
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| peter_wolf wrote: | | my dream is more of the volcano with ice cream... and with mystic in a 2 peace...I'm going to stop now thou...don't want this dream to get ruined |
I'm afraid the rain is falling on your dream Peter. I don't wear a two piece. I just wear one piece and toss the other away. *Winks to the gentlemen.*
I thought I mentioned that in another thread. I recall it because the second I said it, Henk was wanting to get me in the pool.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:41 am Post subject: |
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... i remember that....well a man can dream cant he.....and hey a half piece would be very interesting witch part of it would you keep on though is what i would like to know.
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Mystic
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Topless. Its not like my current outfit doesn't show 'em off enough already. So by bother when I get in the pool?
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....good point....but topless is so over rated i think i will start a new trend....and call it bottomless.....anyone care to join me????
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peter_wolf
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Hey, they had a "Bottomless Party" in the second Harold & Kumar movie... I can't find a good clip of it online, but i'm sure you can find it somewhere if you look hard enough... |
I'm glad that i can trust on Johny to get the reference
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Why not just take both pieces off and go skinny dipping?
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i believe she said that too.... but who am i to say what mystic posts and what she dose not post... and with that my dream has become even better....
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LabrnMystic
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Hey, they had a "Bottomless Party" in the second Harold & Kumar movie... I can't find a good clip of it online, but i'm sure you can find it somewhere if you look hard enough... |
A bottomless party? That sounds like a hoot. We could play "Who's in my mouth!" XD
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Ashton Gray
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*facepalm*
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you knew it was coming Ashton it was just a matter of time.
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Of course, but that did'nt lessen the blow any.
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| LabrnMystic wrote: | | We could play "Who's in my mouth!" XD |
| Ashton Gray wrote: | | Of course, but that did'nt lessen the BLOW any. |
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Ashton Gray
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I'm glad someone caught that.
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Mystic
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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All you men with your faces in your hands. Your missing the bottomless party! *Wraps an arm around Ashton and Ultima, pulling their hips a bit closer to what feels like soft furry hips* Tee-hee (Thank you Chaos.)
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