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| Chaosengine wrote: | Daddy!!!
*grabs Johnny by the pant leg* |
| Herisheft wrote: | Johnny, read and try to undestand what you are reading  |
Oh, I'm reading it... *takes out a crowbar and tries to pry the rat off of his leg*... but I'm not sure I like what I'm reading. 
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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*hangs on for dear life*
Must... get... fraudulent... back child support...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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*takes a shot to the head*
*left eye drifts to one side while the right stays normal*
Meh...
*drools slightly*
My pockets hurt...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like somebody needs to pay for my particular services again. You say your pockets hurt, Mr. Engine? Why, I can fix that up in mere moments. Simply remove your wallet, give me a large stack of coins, and almost like magic, you will find your pockets relieved of pressure and weight!
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Chaosengine
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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| kommy wrote: | | Looks like somebody needs to pay for my particular services again. You say your pockets hurt, Mr. Engine? Why, I can fix that up in mere moments. Simply remove your wallet, give me a large stack of coins, and almost like magic, you will find your pockets relieved of pressure and weight! |
*opens up his wallet*
*moths fly out*
You take out-of-state, third party bad checks?
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Kiala_Tiagra
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Kiala_Tiagra wrote: | | this topic starts to be like a doctor on housecall topic XD |
Yes, threads have a tendency to fall off topic at break-neck speeds around here, especially once they get past one or two pages. Don't worry, you'll get used to it... |
its allright. luckily most topic when they got out of hand they become funny instead of annoyiing and I like it
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This time it was my fault... 
Oh well, it's good to have you back Johnny.
*tips hat to the good doctor*
I mays be able tah blast ya up a sweet diamond fer yer practice, Kommy lass. That is, if me foreman doesn't search me dungarees 'fore I leaves.
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Beware about your talk of blasting out diamonds there Chaos, else Mystic will come stampeding through wanting her hands on it. Heh. She's is to jewels what Betty is to gold.
As for you Johnny, why am I not surprised that your able to spread your wild oats about us. 
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The fact that so many of the characters are different species and have no fear of impregnating one another explains why we don't see any protection around these parts. Either that or the free roaming 60s was a replay of the Victorian Era.
| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | "Oats"? I thought we were talking about siring illegitimate children, not gardening... *badump bump* |
That's too bad Johnny. I hear oats can be quite tasty from the right source.
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| Mystic wrote: | | [color=indigo]The fact that so many of the characters are different species and have no fear of impregnating one another explains why we don't see any protection around these parts. |
Had condoms (or any form of sexual protection, for that matter) been invented at that time?
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Ashton Gray wrote: |
Had condoms (or any form of sexual protection, for that matter) been invented at that time? |
Hehehe... You don't really want to know what some ancient forms of contraception were. Trust me.
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I already know a little, Dr. Fuchs, so I'd say I've crossed the point of no return. If you know more, please share your knowledge.
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Ja, okay.
Sections of animal intestine have been a popular choice for condoms in the past, generally sheep. Women in ancient Egypt stuffed their vaginal cavities with dung to prevent conception, too. I think it was crocodile dung. Other fun animal part contraceptives consisted of things like weasel testicles strapped to the woman's leg. Some animal testicles in general were favored this, particularly mustelids. Must be the smell. Repels men.
Primitive IUDs and similar devices have been made out of damned near everything, including worked metals, wood, and fruit. A lemon half jammed up in there may make things seem lemony fresh, but I still wouldn't try it.
In addition, medications used back then as birth control pills were... unusual. Most were probably harmless. Some were not. I believe mercury was used in some instances as such a medication. Liquids containing metals in general were both quite popular and quite dangerous.
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I was right, most of those I already knew. Thank you, Fraulein Doktor.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually,mercury was used in a LOT of potions in ancient times for everything from contriception to the quest for eternal life.Mostly due to liquid mercury having "mystical" properties by the way it moved like a silver liquid(it was also refered to as "quicksilver" because of this).Of course as Herr Doctor knows,ingesting amounts of mercury over time was almost certanly fatal.Not my cup of tea to be sure. XP |
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Gosh. I sure wouldn't want to use those contraceptives. That reminds me of a "sexual knowledge" quiz I saw a long time ago, where one of the questions was what you could do if you didn't have a condom. I can't remember any of the answers apart from "use an empty crisp packet".
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| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| kommy wrote: | A lemon half jammed up in there may make things seem lemony fresh, but I still wouldn't try it.
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I believe it's the same method used by Giacomo Casanova...it doesn't work, does it? <.<
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| kommy wrote: | Ja, okay.
Sections of animal intestine have been a popular choice for condoms in the past, generally sheep. Women in ancient Egypt stuffed their vaginal cavities with dung to prevent conception, too. I think it was crocodile dung. Other fun animal part contraceptives consisted of things like weasel testicles strapped to the woman's leg. Some animal testicles in general were favored this, particularly mustelids. Must be the smell. Repels men.
Primitive IUDs and similar devices have been made out of damned near everything, including worked metals, wood, and fruit. A lemon half jammed up in there may make things seem lemony fresh, but I still wouldn't try it.
In addition, medications used back then as birth control pills were... unusual. Most were probably harmless. Some were not. I believe mercury was used in some instances as such a medication. Liquids containing metals in general were both quite popular and quite dangerous. |
>_< I think I will have nightmares
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Primitive medicine truly is appaling by contemporary standards, isn't it? Then again, most things are.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Xebulon wrote: | | Primitive medicine truly is appaling by contemporary standards, isn't it? Then again, most things are. |
And today's medicine and practices will seem disgusting and primitive in the future. And that's the researched stuff. Don't get me started on 'alternative' stuff. That'll be laughed at. 
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If anyone really wants to know, I'd recommend renting "The Road to Wellville" for an example.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Wellville_(film)[/url]
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| Er,no thanks! I stopped eating oatmeal forever after I saw "The Road To Wellville" XP |
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Hmm, I've never seen this movie. Should I dare to Foxonian? I don't each that much oatmeal.
Of coarse, if your the kind to be grossed out by such practices, there are always alternative sexual activities you could engage in. Plenty more preferred than having dung shoved up in there. 
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| Well,Mystic if you don't mind seeing a bispecticled buck toothed Anthony Hopikins(as W.K Kellogg) telling late Victorian health nuts the wonders of having oatmeal enemas,lying in vats of heated corn flakes and other crazy things then by all means this film is for you. |
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