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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon
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Mystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Why? Because of this? *Pulls up her oversized shaving razor with an almost sadistic smile on her face* Or because of these? *Lifts her dress to reveal her snake skinned high heels* You needn't worry about them. Its not like I carve up any unsatisfied lovers or anything like that. Don't be so silly. _________________ Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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Well, you are the right colour to be a "black widow", if the wrong species. _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Crimson Royal Member of BonBon
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Quick Henk run before she turns you into a purse! _________________ Crimson's Construction.
Bettering Bon Bon one building at a time. |
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peter_wolf Rank: Veteran
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hmmm a snake skin purse well its better than being walked all over _________________ you all saw it, the orphanage attacked me first. |
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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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*slaps henk across the face, hard* PIG! *drapes his coat over Mystic's shoulders* _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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-slams the end of his staff on the floor as he steps between Henk and Mystic, narrowing his eyes at Henk- Now now. Let's have none of that.
-chuckles as he realises something and looks at Ashton- Pig, eh? Isn't there something called a hog-nosed snake?
-takes a razor from his pocket and hands it to Mystic- I know it's not quite the same as the one Henk just cut in half, but here, have a new razor. _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Crimson Royal Member of BonBon
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<Come in eating an apple> <Looks at everyone> Troubles? _________________ Crimson's Construction.
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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Just a snake getting his knickers in a twist about Mystic's razor, and snakeskin shoes. You got another apple? _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Crimson Royal Member of BonBon
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Sure thing mate <Tosses him an apple> _________________ Crimson's Construction.
Bettering Bon Bon one building at a time. |
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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-catches the apple and takes a bite- Cheers. _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Breaking her razor, I don't have very much of a problem with. It was the unnecassary destruction and removal of Mystic's dress that burned me up. And I called him a pig because I did'nt think he'd know what a "cad" is and "bastard" seemed inappropriate. _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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Xebulon Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to have to side with Ashton on this one. Now while I'm certain that Misty doesn't mind having her clothes removed in a hasty fashion from time to time, you really do need to be careful where you swing that toothpick, Henk. _________________ I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, that's what got me riled too, I just don't have a dress to replace it with, but I do have a razor.
I didn't have a problem with you calling him a pig, I was just pointing something out. _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Tadelesh wrote: | Yes, that's what got me riled too, I just don't have a dress to replace it with, but I do have a razor. |
That's why I gave her my coat. _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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Aye, and a perfect gentleman for it you were. Got in there so quick I wasn't really needed, but I felt I had to do what I could. _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon
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Tearlach Royal Member of BonBon
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Drofgod969 Royal Member of BonBon
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*looks at Mystic* I think i will leave now before i am tempted to do something i might regreat.*puts on some sunglasses* Tear turn off the lights there bright. _________________ yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. that's why it is called the present.
quoted by master Oogway off kong fu panda
Some weep, some cry, some make couches fly. - Katmir
Let me stand behind you in times of peace, let me stand infront of you in times of war, let me stand beside you as a equall, as a friend. |
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Xebulon Royal Member of BonBon
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It's nothing to cry over Henk, just try and consider the consequences of your actions in the future, hmm? Now why don't you put the blade away for a while, so the next time someone teases you you aren't tempted to overreact with it. _________________ I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
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Chaosengine Rank: Super Veteran
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We like ya Henk, you're just a little TOO forward. _________________ "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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Tursi Royal Member of BonBon
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With Mystic taken care of, and Tearlach taking care of any press opportunities, perhaps I'll sneak around back to comment back to Vergil
Interesting storyline on your game there, how far along are you? Always interested in talking to another indie dev. _________________ http://harmlesslion.com |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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Oh go easy you guys. *Pats Henk on the back* No worries Henk. You just missed the joke she was making is all.
You did manage a smart thing though, and still left her panties in tact. Hell, that's how she swims, so she probably won't be too stunned.
As for the rest of you, you all know he's like this, yet is still surprises you to the utter end? Simply roll him up into a joke and things will flow smoothly. _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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LabrnMystic wrote: | Oh go easy you guys. *Pats Henk on the back* No worries Henk. You just missed the joke she was making is all.
You did manage a smart thing though, and still left her panties in tact. Hell, that's how she swims, so she probably won't be too stunned.
As for the rest of you, you all know he's like this, yet is still surprises you to the utter end? Simply roll him up into a joke and things will flow smoothly. |
Thanks, you are the first one how give me a complament. all the others where shocked about what I did and reacted not so nice to me. _________________ Avatar: http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7830
My favorite RP please join and dominate me : http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6811&start=0
My FA; http://www.furaffinity.net/user/henkcobra/ |
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon
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LabrnMystic wrote: | As for the rest of you, you all know he's like this, yet is still surprises you to the utter end? Simply roll him up into a joke and things will flow smoothly. | You do have a point there. _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Well, I know her well, and have a good guess that she won't react as bad as she did when Johnny splattered her.
Though, don't get me wrong Henk, you did kinda go overboard, but as long as she doesn't give me the command to decimate you, we'll be alright. *Smiles and shakes Henk's hand assuredly* _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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Mystic Royal Member of BonBon
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henkcobra wrote: | "Please, Mystic don't turn me into a purse. I beg of you. Don't do this to me. "
Quickly Henk draws his katana and cuts the razor in two. Than cuts a few pieces of Mystics dress and the dress falls on the floor. Leaving Mystic in her golden underwear.
"Hmm, now thats better. " |
*Stunned at first to what just happened. Seeing that the joke did not hit home with Henk..yet again shakes herself out of it, puts a hand over her her breasts to cover up, and like Mary in the comic* WHY AM I NAKED!! _________________ Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
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henkcobra Royal Member of BonBon
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