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[Chaosengine]

Cat-yote is cuter.


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"One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..."

[Tearlach]

Or if you crossed a cat with a irish tree you would get a Cat-O'log.

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We are grey. We stand between the star and the candle.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/

[Tadelesh]

Tearlach, that joke was cat-astrophic.
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Tearlach]

[Tadelesh]

Nice try, but that would be astrophobic.
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Tearlach]

[Mystic]

To start Henk, I'm not looking for a permanent mate. I'm promiscuous at best. *Gives her trademarked wink with a stick of the tongue to the crowd* And yes, as Tadelesh pointed out, I can't have children anyways. I'm not upset, there are alternatives such as adoption if I come to that age where I look to family over sexual pleasure, but that won't be for some time I'm sure.

As for a future between Johnny and me? I doubt it. Oh, we'll be good friends, and perhaps even bedroom brawlers someday, but nothing in the way of dating or marriage Henk. No no. He has his sights on other women who meet his fancy, if you recall in his stories. He was originally paired to be with either Kommy or Daisy, as they're closer to his genus than I. We're just fooling and flirting about, as I do with plenty of the members here.


Now, to learn you gentlemen on my terms. Any female in the kingdom can be referred to as "sister." Just like nuns in the Catholic church. Instead of a "sister superior" we have "Master." True, you gentlemen would refer to me as Mistress, due to whether we're talking feminine or masculine terms. Though, you can all simply call me Mystic unless your poking fun.

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Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself

[Tadelesh]

Oh, but Mistress Mystic has such a nice ring to it.
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[henkcobra]

Hmmm, adoption?

Oke then you can continue the work of Edelweiss to look after young girls and give them a home and protection.

I you want I will help you.
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[Mystic]

As much as that would be a fun idea Henk, I believe that's the job of Betty. Though, perhaps I could be a "teacher of the sensual arts" for the up and coming new girls of the Delight Castle.

"Alright girls. This one's called the bell tickler." *Giggles ecstatically*
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Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself

[Lidia_Apricot]

Aaaaah. *scribble down notes* ( )

[Drofgod969]

I will gladly be your test dummy. *Stands the proud stance*
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yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. that's why it is called the present.
quoted by master Oogway off kong fu panda
Some weep, some cry, some make couches fly. - Katmir
Let me stand behind you in times of peace, let me stand infront of you in times of war, let me stand beside you as a equall, as a friend.

[Ashton Gray]

Subtle.
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Silentium est aurum

[Axelord58]

[Mystic]

Test dummy? Why, they use the various veggies from the market for practice. *Takes a cucumber in hand and gently flicks her tongue about the tip in demonstration. . .

Then takes a nice sized bite out of it with a loud CRUNCH* Mmm...
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Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself

[henkcobra]

[Tadelesh]

Actually, Mystic, sorry to correct you, but a cucumber is technically a fruit, not a vegetable. Speaking of that, though, I seem to remember hearing before about men being taught how to orally satisfy a woman using some kind of fruit. I can't remember what type it was though. I think it was cantaloupes.
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Ashton Gray]

[Axelord58]

[Chaosengine]

"Cantaloupes"

MwaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
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"One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..."

[Tadelesh]

Well, whatever fruit it was, when cut in half, it provided a shape that was very similar to.. er.. a female's nether regions.
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Chaosengine]

[Lidia_Apricot]

I think it was a Apricot...

....

(I was bored , ok. )

[Ashton Gray]

Now I have to wonder if that's why you named yourself "Apricot" here.
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Silentium est aurum

[Lidia_Apricot]

No, Mr. Gray, it is not the reason why use Apricot as my character's last name. It's because "Lidia Apricot" sounds good to me.

[Ashton Gray]

You understand how bringing that up would cause some people to wonder, of course.
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Silentium est aurum

[Tearlach]

I'm glad I didn't call myself Banana P. Kumquat then.
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We are grey. We stand between the star and the candle.

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[Lidia_Apricot]

[Chaosengine]

Poor lil' Apricot...

*smooch smooch*
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"One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..."

[LabrnMystic]