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[Vanilla]

Ok class, i hope you are all sitting comfortably (and naked ) on the bed with your guitars at the ready, If you don't have a guitar then you can use a tennis racket or similar.

1: The guitar is tuned from top (thinnest string) to bottom (thickest string) as E B G D A E. The best way to get the right tuning is to tune your thick string to E (or their "aboot's" ) and then, on the same string slide your finger up to the 5th fret. Pluck that string and you will get the note A, tune the second string to this note and then slide your finger up to 5th fret on this string, repeat this method untill you reach the G string, (third from thinnest) on this string you must only slide to the 4th fret. On the final two (thinest strings) revert back to the 5th fret method.

Next lesson, basic "open" cords
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[Wildcard]

[Vanilla]

Its a peach for sure, when i've finished teaching Jesse guitar basics (and anyone else who wants to learn) i think she should learn to play my "luurve" trumpet, and no the sound wouldn't come out of my ass heheh
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[JesseCapelli]

Vanillla you are funny! You always make me laugh!!
Jesse
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Jesse Capelli - Penthouse Pet April 2004
http://www.jessecapelli.com

[Vanilla]

[Wildcard]

[Vanilla]

Ok lesson 2

Just a quickie this one, It's important to look cool when playing an stage, always wear the tightest, brightest, shiniest pants you can find, pref made from spandex. Also make sure your hair is permed in an 80's kind of style and your hairy chest is exposed, If you don't have a Hairy chest then cut off some of your head hair or pubes and stick them to your chest with glue (or spit!)

Why play a nice guitar like a gibson, everybody plays them, instead go to your nearest pawn shop and buy that lumonous pink 40 fret metal monster with a nice spikey body, also remember to play it a crotch hight so is looks like you have a fucking massive cock, lift occasionally to show the crowd your exploding cod piece a la W.A.S.P

Welcome to the jungle, Vanilla
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