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| henkcobra wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | You really do need to calm down, Henk. You're trying too hard. |
Oooh alright. |
I don't take offense, after all, who can resist the allure of Marvin Gaye's music? 
Still, try to compose yourself, Henk... I'm flattered by the attention, but I'm afraid "snake meat" just isn't in my diet. I'm purely "vag-itarian" 
*ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun*
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | You really do need to calm down, Henk. You're trying too hard. |
Oooh alright. |
I don't take offense, after all, who can resist the allure of Marvin Gaye's music?
Still, try to compose yourself, Henk... I'm flattered by the attention, but I'm afraid "snake meat" just isn't in my diet. I'm purely "vag-itarian"
*ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun* |
-facepalm- I'd chuck something at your head, but you'll only duck. Maybe if I aim lower? 
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | *ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun* |
Damn, I missed. 
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You better hid behind something Johnny they're gunning for ya.
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Lord Nelson
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Hm. You know, I really didn't see that one coming.
...said the actress to the bishop. |
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henkcobra
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | You really do need to calm down, Henk. You're trying too hard. |
Oooh alright. |
I don't take offense, after all, who can resist the allure of Marvin Gaye's music?
Still, try to compose yourself, Henk... I'm flattered by the attention, but I'm afraid "snake meat" just isn't in my diet. I'm purely "vag-itarian"
*ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun* |
Maybe something bigger will hit you better.
* Looks around and lift a seat in the air (Kommy, Mystic and Jess are sitting on it) but Henk didn't see them *
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:06 am Post subject: |
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| henkcobra wrote: | | JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | You really do need to calm down, Henk. You're trying too hard. |
Oooh alright. |
I don't take offense, after all, who can resist the allure of Marvin Gaye's music?
Still, try to compose yourself, Henk... I'm flattered by the attention, but I'm afraid "snake meat" just isn't in my diet. I'm purely "vag-itarian"
*ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun* |
Maybe something bigger will hit you better.
* Looks around and lift a bank in the air (Kommy, Mystic and Jess are sitting on it) but Henk didn't see them * |
*checks, confused, the weird sight of a large snake fella lifting a ridiculously huge piggy bank with three people sitting on it*
Hm? hey, what are you doing with that... thing? Wait a moment!
*pulls out a ladder, leans it against the sides of the bank, climbs up, pulls out a ridiculously huge one florin coin, then puts it in the piggy bank and climbs back down.*
Good, NOW it's better. Er... almost. Just a second...
*climbs back up, moves the three from on top of the bank to the ground, then puts another coin inside and retrieves the ladder, and finally gives Johnny a tiny, tiny velvet umbrella with the words "stainless steel" embroidered on*
There! Now it's all good! Very well, go ahead!
[Never, never underestimate the power of slapstick comedy... not even Chuck Norris can overcome it. *remembers that it's the Victorian Age, and Chuck isn't even born yet* I mean Paul Bunyan. Who's this Norris fella, and why did the name come to my mind? ] |
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Lidia_Apricot
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*waves her arms like crazy* NYU!!!! WAIT! I NEED TO WITHDRAWAL TO START MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AND GET DILLON THAT ROUND SWEATER THAT ACTUALLY FITS HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! 3X
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AW, MAN! THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SECRET! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS! 3: |
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henkcobra
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| Martin wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | You really do need to calm down, Henk. You're trying too hard. |
Oooh alright. |
I don't take offense, after all, who can resist the allure of Marvin Gaye's music?
Still, try to compose yourself, Henk... I'm flattered by the attention, but I'm afraid "snake meat" just isn't in my diet. I'm purely "vag-itarian"
*ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun* |
Maybe something bigger will hit you better.
* Looks around and lift a bank in the air (Kommy, Mystic and Jess are sitting on it) but Henk didn't see them * |
*checks, confused, the weird sight of a large snake fella lifting a ridiculously huge piggy bank with three people sitting on it*
Hm? hey, what are you doing with that... thing? Wait a moment!
*pulls out a ladder, leans it against the sides of the bank, climbs up, pulls out a ridiculously huge one florin coin, then puts it in the piggy bank and climbs back down.*
Good, NOW it's better. Er... almost. Just a second...
*climbs back up, moves the three from on top of the bank to the ground, then puts another coin inside and retrieves the ladder, and finally gives Johnny a tiny, tiny velvet umbrella with the words "stainless steel" embroidered on*
There! Now it's all good! Very well, go ahead!
[Never, never underestimate the power of slapstick comedy... not even Chuck Norris can overcome it. *remembers that it's the Victorian Age, and Chuck isn't even born yet* I mean Paul Bunyan. Who's this Norris fella, and why did the name come to my mind? ] |
bank must be seat
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:41 am Post subject: |
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| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | *waves her arms like crazy* NYU!!!! WAIT! I NEED TO WITHDRAWAL TO START MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AND GET DILLON THAT ROUND SWEATER THAT ACTUALLY FITS HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! 3X
O_o
AW, MAN! THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SECRET! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS! 3: |
*hands Lidia an empty box with labels saying "definitely NOT a round, rollable turtleneck sweater that can fit on an armadillo" and "caution: may contain walrus" on it*
There you go! Use this, nobody will think a sweater's in it...
*looks astonished as a walrus actually peeks out of the box, checks inside and, sure enough, the box is empty again*
Curse you, Schroedinger's Walrus! Curse yooooou!
[Sorry, couldn't resist ] |
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Ashton Gray
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If the walrus is in there, then what do I have in this box that has written on it "Definitely NOT a walrus. Caution: May contain a round, rollable turtleneck sweater that can fit on an armadillo."? 
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henkcobra
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| Martin wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | You really do need to calm down, Henk. You're trying too hard. |
Oooh alright. |
I don't take offense, after all, who can resist the allure of Marvin Gaye's music?
Still, try to compose yourself, Henk... I'm flattered by the attention, but I'm afraid "snake meat" just isn't in my diet. I'm purely "vag-itarian"
*ducks any small, flying objects likely aimed at his head for the lame pun* |
Maybe something bigger will hit you better.
* Looks around and lift a bank in the air (Kommy, Mystic and Jess are sitting on it) but Henk didn't see them * |
*checks, confused, the weird sight of a large snake fella lifting a ridiculously huge piggy bank with three people sitting on it*
Hm? hey, what are you doing with that... thing? Wait a moment!
*pulls out a ladder, leans it against the sides of the bank, climbs up, pulls out a ridiculously huge one florin coin, then puts it in the piggy bank and climbs back down.*
Good, NOW it's better. Er... almost. Just a second...
*climbs back up, moves the three from on top of the bank to the ground, then puts another coin inside and retrieves the ladder, and finally gives Johnny a tiny, tiny velvet umbrella with the words "stainless steel" embroidered on*
There! Now it's all good! Very well, go ahead!
[Never, never underestimate the power of slapstick comedy... not even Chuck Norris can overcome it. *remembers that it's the Victorian Age, and Chuck isn't even born yet* I mean Paul Bunyan. Who's this Norris fella, and why did the name come to my mind? ] |
* graps Martin in the neck a lift him of the ground *
Tel that Johny fox that when he makes a joke about this 'snake-meat' he will not walks straight again for the next days. And he need singing lesson.
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | If the walrus is in there, then what do I have in this box that has written on it "Definitely NOT a walrus. Caution: May contain a round, rollable turtleneck sweater that can fit on an armadillo."? |
*checks*
A canary-yellow cello being played by a trio of nearsighted voles, apparently. |
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Martin
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| henkcobra wrote: | * graps Martin in the neck a lift him of the ground *
Tel that Johny fox that when he makes a joke about this 'snake-meat' he will not walks straight again for the next days. And he need singing lesson. |
*walks out of the sweater box, tapdancing happily with Ashton and the mysterious Schroedinger's Walrus, then notices Henk holding aloft a life-size replica of him menacingly*
I'd do that, but it's not my style, my scaly-hooded friend. You tell him instead... he's just a page away, you can find him easily.
Oh, and why use violence when you can do comedy?
*puts on a Carmen Miranda fruitbowl hat and leaves the area by joining a long conga line together with the Walrus* |
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:57 am Post subject: |
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| Martin wrote: | *checks*
A canary-yellow cello being played by a trio of nearsighted voles, apparently. |
Well, there goes the Christmas present I bought for a friend. Now what am I supposed to get him?
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | Martin wrote: | *checks*
A canary-yellow cello being played by a trio of nearsighted voles, apparently. |
Well, there goes the Christmas present I bought for a friend. Now what am I supposed to get him? |
A canary-yellow cello being played by a trio of nearsighted voles, maybe?
Ah, cheer up, pal! Here, you can give him this!
*pulls out of his pocket an immense box - yes, I'm still in "cartoonish comedy" mode - and shows Ashton's the contents: an immense, huggable plush manatee*
I can pretty much assure that your friend will take a look at it and say "Oh! The huge manatee!"
[Sorry, I HAD to use this joke ] |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| henkcobra wrote: | * graps Martin in the neck a lift him of the ground *
Tel that Johny fox that when he makes a joke about this 'snake-meat' he will not walks straight again for the next days. And he need singing lesson. |
No need to grab Martin, I already heard you... Now put him down  Violence against our resident platypus jokester will not be tolerated, sonny...
btw, I'm not a fox, i'm a coyote... sheesh, I sure wish people would stop making that mistake... 
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Tadelesh
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Martin, is that walrus singing "goo goo g'joob"?
Also, is the walrus dead or alive or, theoretically, both? (Well, it is Schroedinger's.)
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Well a funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum.
And if you get that reference you have no life.
Still as Brutus said to the Roman Senate, "Copulus Expensi ! "
While there is of course a striptease theater in Bon Bon are there theaters for Opera, plays, and music hall turns/vaudeville. Such were / are very
popular at the turn of the century.
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:07 am Post subject: |
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| Tadelesh wrote: | Martin, is that walrus singing "goo goo g'joob"?
Also, is the walrus dead or alive or, theoretically, both? (Well, it is Schroedinger's.) |
Actually, it's quoting Lewis Carroll... and, for his living status, it's... um...
*checks the label on the walrus's flipper*
according to the label, it's "hypothetical". Guess it means that your guess is as good as mine... |
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| Martin wrote: | | Lidia_Apricot wrote: | *waves her arms like crazy* NYU!!!! WAIT! I NEED TO WITHDRAWAL TO START MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AND GET DILLON THAT ROUND SWEATER THAT ACTUALLY FITS HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! 3X
O_o
AW, MAN! THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SECRET! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS! 3: |
*hands Lidia an empty box with labels saying "definitely NOT a round, rollable turtleneck sweater that can fit on an armadillo" and "caution: may contain walrus" on it*
There you go! Use this, nobody will think a sweater's in it...
*looks astonished as a walrus actually peeks out of the box, checks inside and, sure enough, the box is empty again*
Curse you, Schroedinger's Walrus! Curse yooooou!
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*Blink blink*
*opens the box's lid very slowly and see two eyes looking at her. Then the walrus's head pop out and kiss her; then quickly hide back*
*Blink blink*
*gently put the box down on the ground and walk away from it* |
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henkcobra
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Martin wrote: | | Ashton Gray wrote: | | Martin wrote: | *checks*
A canary-yellow cello being played by a trio of nearsighted voles, apparently. |
Well, there goes the Christmas present I bought for a friend. Now what am I supposed to get him? |
A canary-yellow cello being played by a trio of nearsighted voles, maybe?
Ah, cheer up, pal! Here, you can give him this!
*pulls out of his pocket an immense box - yes, I'm still in "cartoonish comedy" mode - and shows Ashton's the contents: an immense, huggable plush manatee*
I can pretty much assure that your friend will take a look at it and say "Oh! The huge manatee!"
[Sorry, I HAD to use this joke ] |
Graps Martin (the real one) at his solder and turns him face to face*
You are the first one hows triked me. And for that my respect and this!
* Put his mouth to martins and kiss him on the forhead and sucks on it and let is go with smack*
Hmmmm wel you have to practice some more.
* Takes some rope and ties Martin in is like a mummy then pols and the Martintwister is born *
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Lidia_Apricot
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| ....*cough* Um...Mr. Cobra, Sir. I think that's going a little overboard. |
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| Martin wrote: | | Tadelesh wrote: | Martin, is that walrus singing "goo goo g'joob"?
Also, is the walrus dead or alive or, theoretically, both? (Well, it is Schroedinger's.) |
Actually, it's quoting Lewis Carroll... and, for his living status, it's... um...
*checks the label on the walrus's flipper*
according to the label, it's "hypothetical". Guess it means that your guess is as good as mine... |
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Martin where's your avatar description?
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| henkcobra wrote: | | Lidia_Apricot wrote: | | ....*cough* Um...Mr. Cobra, Sir. I think that's going a little overboard. |
And what about you? Do you think that this piece of snake-meat belongs in the butchers store or what? |
No, Sir. I'm sure Mr. Six-Killer was simply joking; don't take it too personally, Sir. |
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