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Bestile1
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| then theres the all famous "I'm not drunk, I'm just wicked tired from drinkin all night" |
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Chessy
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Chessy's not Irish at all. She's a proud Brit! ^w^
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Bestile1
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| Shadow9808 wrote: | | Bestile1 wrote: | | Irish Scottish German and a little Norse.... European mutt |
Norse?! Let's get drunk and go on a viking raid! |
I'd rather not, the burning and pillaging is fun and all but i've got to go to work in the morning
| Chessy wrote: | | Chessy's not Irish at all. She's a proud Brit! ^w^ |
Friggen british stay off our island... I'm just kidding... really... stop looking at me like that... it was a joke i swear |
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Xebulon
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| Bestile1 wrote: | | then theres the all famous "I'm not drunk, I'm just wicked tired from drinkin all night" |
I've always like "Take me drunk Ofser, I'm home."
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Ashton Gray
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My favorite, even though I do not drink under any circumstances, has always been "There's too much blood in my alcohol system."
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green_fox
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"I'm not so think you drunk I am! " 
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Shadow9808
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| green_fox wrote: | | "I'm not so think you drunk I am! " |
Ha ha ha, best one yet! A twist on my most loved qout; "I think I brain my broke."
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"I dont have a drinking problem. I drink, i get drunk, i fall down. no problem."
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Tsavo
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Dean Martin said it best, "I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day."
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Ashton Gray
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To quote Denis Leary: "I think Billy Martin said it best when he said 'Hey, I can drive.'"
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Xebulon
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | My favorite, even though I do not drink under any circumstances, has always been "There's too much blood in my alcohol system." |
I prefer "There's too much blood in my caffeine stream." And one of my favorite insults to throw at my friends (they know I'm only joking) is "Yeah, I may be drunk but you're ugly. And in the morning I'll be sober." That never fails to get a laugh from my best friend's girlfriend. 
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Ashton Gray
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That's a joke saying that can be used many different ways. I admit, the first time I head it, it was the caffine version.
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 Nice Xebulon
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