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Ronald
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 Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:15 pm Post subject: Jesse Down and Out |
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Hi Guys-- Just wanted to let you guys know Jesse is having technical difficulties with her computer right now and she can't post on the messageboard until her computer is fixed...
She asked me post this message for her fans to know she hasn't forgotten about them.
Hopefully things will get back to normal soon.
-R
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| Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:30 am Post subject: |
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Computers are shit, try punching it in the screen or threatening it with a food blender, usually works for me  !!!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Miss you, Jesse. Hope you'll be back on the Net before too long. See you soon. 
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:16 am Post subject: |
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Yep me too. I don't know what else to do while i am eating my breakfast Jesse  !!!
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You could always pass the time by playing with your sausage, Vanilla. 
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:52 am Post subject: |
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I did that this morning Wildcard, then i played with my beans, after that i dipped my sausage in my egg and the end of it went all runny heheheh!!
I think i should stick to oatmeal !!!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Right cuz i'm all on my own here i'm gonna tell the start of a joke, then i'm gonna post the punchline tomorrow, for added suspense...
What do you call a Fish without any eyes 
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Here it is:
A fsh geddit,no"eyes"Hahahahahahahaha(gasp!)hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Yes i know the suspense was killing you heheh  !!!
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| Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Did Jesse accidently karate chop her computer?
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| Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Vanilla wrote: | | What do you call a Fish without any eyes |
| Vanilla wrote: | | A fsh geddit,no"eyes"Hahahahahahahaha(gasp!)hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! |
Man, and I thought some of my humor was corny. 
By the way, Vanilla, since the word fish only has one 'I' you should use the plural form of fish to coincide with the word eyes. Begin the joke by asking the question in the following manner: What do you call fish without any eyes?
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Thank you professor Wildcard
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| Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:01 am Post subject: |
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| craigfox wrote: | | Thank you professor Wildcard |
It would actually be Professor Wildcard, with a capital 'P', since you're using the word in the form of a title. 
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| Wildcard wrote: | | Did Jesse accidently karate chop her computer? |
I have no idea.. It is quite possible.
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I hope we hear from her soon, I'm starting to go through withdrawl. I was considering going down to the local methadone clinic to get help. After that I'm gonna start a support group and a 12 step program.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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Right that re-boot didn't work, i can get the unix based o.s 10 system working but then all my design software lags like fuck or dosen't work coz it can only run in 0.S 9 classic system, the broadband connection fucks up when i duel boot between the two O.S systems...does this make any sense to anyone else, no thought not haha
Right on to plan b, buy a P.C next pay day.
Oh yeah, did you hear about the spac that won the breakdancing competition? !!!
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| Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Vanilla wrote: | | ...did you hear about the spac that won the breakdancing competition? |
Enlighten us oh thick-n-creamy one, what's a 'spac'?
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| Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:18 am Post subject: |
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Oh dear this is where i have to go very un-p.c. A spac is a retarded person Wildcard.
Actually i have changed my mind, this joke ain't funny it's just stupid.
"Why do hippos do their romancing underwater?"
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Answer: You know how hard it is to keep a five-hundred pound pussy wet..........Hahahahaha bum bum!!!!!!
(Sorry i posted that other "joke", if anyone took offense i apologise, and yes i was drunk! !!!!!!!!! )
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| Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Vanilla wrote: | | Oh dear this is where i have to go very un-p.c. A spac is a retarded person Wildcard. |
Oh. I see.
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