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JanaCova
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Hi guys,I have some things for sell on http://www.eroticmodelbids.com So if you are interesting to buy some of my panties I weared on my live shows or some toys I used on my live shows or some magazines you can do it now. 
I hope you will like my little auction site.I will have a link to this auction site on my webiste soon.
jana cova xoxo
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Ronald
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:34 am Post subject: Re: Auction site |
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| JanaCova wrote: | | So if you are interesting to buy some of my panties I weared on my live shows or some toys I used on my live shows or some magazines you can do it now. |
Hmm... now I can buy JanaCova panties! Will customs inspect it?
I wonder if customs will keep it for themselves. Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.
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MrLooniz
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:23 am Post subject: |
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Oh noooo.... now I will become poor.  
That´s a very good idea, like Danni there you can buy some things, too.
Mr Looniz!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:36 am Post subject: Re: Auction site |
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| Ronald wrote: | | Hmm... now I can buy JanaCova panties! Will customs inspect it? |
I'm sure you'll look just smashing in Jana's panties, Ron. 
| Ronald wrote: | | I wonder if customs will keep it for themselves. Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa. |
ROFLMAO!
That's a real knee slapper, Ron. Nicely done. I love having this running joke here.
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Rich
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm ... You guys are silly ...
Well, if so many people at Customs, Post Office, etc., gonna know what's being received at least you just gave the purchaser good story to tell post man when panties arrive ...
"They from my sister. She is blonde and does not know how to use washing machine, so she sends things to me to wash for her" LOL
Or ...
"Oh thank you, Post Man. My wife's panties finally arrive. She left them in hotel on recent visit to Prague, and the cute Czech maid was kind enough to send them."
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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whoever wins the bid I hope Ron Jeremy switches underpants  |
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Ronald
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Now that is a good one Rich!
Some good stories to go along with the panties....
Dear Customs, while you're inspecting my panties package... please read my story before you get funny ideas..... No there are no deadly viruses or weapons of mass destruction being smuggled with these panties.... I'm just sending them to my dear friend in the US so he can wash them for me because my washing machine broke while I was having sex in it......
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How ya gonna explain a double-headed dildo?
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| Quote: | | How ya gonna explain a double-headed dildo? |
Carefully! |
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JanaCova
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| Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:36 am Post subject: Re: Auction site |
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| Ronald wrote: | | Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa. |
Well I never sad that the panties are used.I just sad that I used them for my live show.And if someone buy panties from models they buying them becouse they want them to be used.Not everybody like it(I would buy your underwear Ronald  ) but belive me lot of guys do buy girls panties.And they dont want dirty panties they just want smell them.
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Here's a good idea, next time you have a live show, in the background have some really hugggeee old fat woman. Then next time you sell a pair that 'appeared in the live show' send hers instead. I mean its not false advertising! And make sure she fills then with skid marks
Ok you may loose future customers , but hey! it'll be fun |
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JanaCova
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:16 am Post subject: |
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| richard_uk wrote: | Here's a good idea, next time you have a live show, in the background have some really hugggeee old fat woman.
Ok you may loose future customers , but hey! it'll be fun |
I dont think so that this is a good idea,you wouldn´t be happy to recive some grandmother panties 
jana cova xoxo
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| Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog |
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| richard_uk wrote: | | Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog |
Richard - Now that was BAD !!! And I thought you British gents were so much more reserved ...
Goes to show ya, you guys sure have us Yanks fooled!!!! - LOL
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| lol It's hollyood, they keep portraying Britains as pre 1950's upper class conservatives. |
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| well so does my grandma too, but she doesnt get out much |
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JanaCova
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| richard_uk wrote: | | Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog |
Be nice lol
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| sorry mum!!! |
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Rich
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| richard_uk wrote: | | lol It's hollyood, they keep portraying Britains as pre 1950's upper class conservatives. |
How can you blame it on Hollywood? Unless you're saying Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lechter was a more realistic portrayal of your average British male. LOL
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lol nah hannibal was a very clever man, shatters the possibility
But nah everytime you see a british guy portrayed in an american movie it makes me cringe. I've never met a hugh grant kinda person, I live in the north east which is a lot different to down south, but a more realistic impression is Trainspotting. |
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JanaCova
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[quote="JanaCova"] | richard_uk wrote: | | Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog |
I would never give my dog coller to anybody:-))
jana cova xoxo
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| richard_uk wrote: | | sorry mum!!! |
I know we all like to feel young ... But somehow, Richard, I don't think Jana is old enough to be your "mum" ???
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well i'm 31 so she'd have to be late 40's if she were!! (or 40 if shes like some places round here)
How old is Jana anyway? early 20's ?? |
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| richard_uk wrote: | well i'm 31 so she'd have to be late 40's if she were!! (or 40 if shes like some places round here)
How old is Jana anyway? early 20's ?? |
She's 24 ... But you should know this !?!
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Jepp I think so too, you should now that!
Janas birthday is 13.04.1980
tztztztz...unbelievable
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| I knew she was an Aries same as me, just didnt know exact age |
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JanaCova
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| richard_uk wrote: | | I knew she was an Aries same as me, just didnt know exact age |
It is not problem if you dont know my age.Just thing that I ma still 18 ok:-))
jana xoxo
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| Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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prefer to have a 24yr old than an 18yr old, so ya safe Jana, ya can still have me if you want me
(dont even have to give me your dog collar!)  |
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JanaCova
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| richard_uk wrote: | ya can still have me if you want me
(dont even have to give me your dog collar!) |
one funny guy:-))
jana xoxo
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| Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:40 am Post subject: |
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ohhh your making me go red and blush 
either that or i'm alergic to these cotton pants, I knew I should of kept the crotchless ones!  |
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