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MartinaWarren
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 Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:46 pm Post subject: How dodgy are u? |
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http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
How dodgy are you? Marcus sent me this one, and im kinda shocked by my results 
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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marcus
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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Haha Martina. Why am I not surprised ? 
But I didn't do much better - My score was 19.5 years in prison and £7000 potential fine |
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bennie
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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I sscored better on the boobtest 
This score is too low to publish 
Perhaps you can share your cell with Martina Marcus  |
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wally
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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Save me space on the cellblock, Martina:
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 42 Potential fine: £7000
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MartinaWarren
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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Wow Wally is the dodgiest person here How comes i get a possible death penalty and Wally doesnt 
Seems like Bennie is the less dodgiest here  Ill remember that when i need someone to trust with something 
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someoneoutthere
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:04 am Post subject: |
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I am moderately dodgy:
Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000
If I go to jail now, I can retire when I come out (I'll be 67).
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craigfox
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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I'm w/ you Martina.....Crooked.
50 and 1/2 years in prison and 5500 in fines YEOWCH!
Damn, and I thought I was a pretty good guy. I got the most time out of all of us so far.
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MartinaWarren
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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| craigfox wrote: | I'm w/ you Martina.....Crooked.
50 and 1/2 years in prison and 5500 in fines YEOWCH!
Damn, and I thought I was a pretty good guy. I got the most time out of all of us so far. |
Yep you sure did get the most years. But it seems like i got fined more money then anyone else and also im the only one with a possible death penalty
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Satch
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:37 am Post subject: |
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No score!
I'm an angel. 
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someoneoutthere
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | craigfox wrote: | I'm w/ you Martina.....Crooked.
50 and 1/2 years in prison and 5500 in fines YEOWCH!
Damn, and I thought I was a pretty good guy. I got the most time out of all of us so far. |
Yep you sure did get the most years. But it seems like i got fined more money then anyone else and also im the only one with a possible death penalty |
Was that the oral sex in public question where you get the death penalty??? 
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marcus
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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| someoneoutthere wrote: | | Was that the oral sex in public question where you get the death penalty??? |
In Indonesia, masturbation is punishable by decapitation |
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someoneoutthere
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Remind me not to go on holiday to Indonesia than..... Ouch.
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| marcus wrote: | | someoneoutthere wrote: | | Was that the oral sex in public question where you get the death penalty??? |
In Indonesia, masturbation is punishable by decapitation |
Isn't that the ultimate in S&M? 
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vector64
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| Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'm getting corrupted just by reading this topic! 
My results:
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £4500
Shouldn't this be your result Martina? Especially the "Thought you were sweet and innocent?" part
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MartinaWarren
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| Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:36 am Post subject: |
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| vector64 wrote: | I'm getting corrupted just by reading this topic!
My results:
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £4500
Shouldn't this be your result Martina? Especially the "Thought you were sweet and innocent?" part |
Hahahaha, I am sweet and innocent
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