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TheAlphaMale
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:19 pm    Post subject: Sexual Sayings/Jokes Reply with quote
Alright, I know quite a few of the adult jokes, but I do have some sayings as well, let us start off with the sayings:

1. Lick it where you stick it ( and vice versa )

2. Boobs are for people that like bigger balls.

Those are my sayings..
Here are some adult jokes, but most of them I didn't create myself.

1. (family guy) Why do women have boobs? So you got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!

2. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

3. What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever. (quite a harsh one, that one is)

4. Three words to make a man sad for the rest of his life,
"Is it in?"

Well, tha's all I got.
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Wolf Stride
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Needs work.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wolf Stride wrote:
Needs work.
That's what she said.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Silvador wrote:
Wolf Stride wrote:
Needs work.
That's what she said.

-Nods-
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