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crapmonkey
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I'm happy to say that this is probably the greatest thread on any message board in the history of time.
Not only do we find out the legendary Alley Baggett's areola size, but we also are treated to an informative session on the correct methods of measuring one's penis. Never before have I had so much fun in one sitting.
Thank you Al Gore for making the internet! I love it. And Alley.
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| So have you tried to measure yet CRAPMONKEY? |
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giando1983
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I think that EVERYTHING in Alley Baggett, from her HAIR to her FEET NAILS, is sexy, beautiful and...cute  
But, now I'm waiting to see if she is more beautiful inside than outside (from her replies to other members, I think she is more inside thanoutside)
I have another question (totally different)...how many tatoos you have? (I was able to count 3...) And what they means?
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AlleyBaggett
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Hi Giando1983, I have 3 tattoos and they don't mean anything in particular. I just think they are cool looking designs.
To everyone else.....thanks for having so much fun with me!! This topic is funny....to me. I have a comment about the whole cock measuring thing. That method sounds too detailed to me. I would just grab a ruler and measure. Is there a certain reason why you should measure in this certain way, DICK?
Oh and I have another question..... As a female, I would like to know why are some men so fascinated with the size of their cocks? If a guy is a average size....why is it important to him to have a bigger one?? Just wonderin'
LOTS OF HORNY LOVE!
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tyger
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| AlleyBaggett wrote: | You guys are the best! You all make me laugh SO much! Thanks for being SO much fun!
Danielle....you're so funny. I love to laugh when people make jokes.
To answer some of your questions....yes I've sometimes have had a hard time covering up my aureolas...either in a corset, low cut blouse or dress. I've since then have bought some double sided stick tape and now I've figured it's best to tape my dress or clothing to my boobs....so they don't show 
Alright here is the size of my aureolas: 2 1/2 inches
Oh and my boobs give you many THANKS for all the great compliments!!!  |
1.) Did you use the double sided tape when you were at Comic Con last year? I was praying for a wardrobe malfunction (even just the EDGE of your aureolas) but to no avail  . On the bright side, I was able to stare at all that lovely cleaveage!!! 
2.) 2 1/2 inch aureolas - DAAAAMMMNNN girl!!!  I actually measured and found objects to compare it to and ( ) tried to put said objects in my mouth to grasp it all. Suffice it to say, I had great difficulty in doing so. I think what hurt me was the fact that the objects in question were not as soft and squeezeable (again ) as breasts are so I couldn't just squeeze them into my mouth as I normally do...because I have a big mouth...and a nice long tongue (as I've been told). Damn, Alley, your man is SOOO lucky! 
3.) As far as penis size, I range from 7 1/2 (normal excited) to 8 1/4 (extremely excited - like that time Alley gave me some hea...oops...I mean...ummmm...some headsup on the pros and cons of mutual funds!  ). |
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dally
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| Quote: | | Oh and I have another question..... As a female, I would like to know why are some men so fascinated with the size of their cocks? If a guy is a average size....why is it important to him to have a bigger one?? Just wonderin' |
It's important to the ones that can't fuck.  |
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mt
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Well, my understanding of the correct way to measure a guys stick is C=L&G (Cock size=Length, Girth). That's why I was kinda confused with king Dick's measurement. It would be long and narrow.
Now if he is talking length and diameter, it's a different story. It would be a Polish sausage on steroids.
2ndly, without giving inches or cm to qualify the measurement, my first thought was he was talking centimeters since we usually use decimal in metric measurements.
Now Danielle. WWooowwWW! 3 3/4 inch areolas. My only question is-- were your nipples hard when you took the measurements? Because if they were, then your measurements will be overstated since the tape would have to traverse the peaks to reach the other end of your obviously fine ta-tas. Both mini me and I salute you.
And to Alley's question re: men and cock size obsession. Do you know who John Holmes was? Daz right. Guys were OK with their little sperm squirters until good ole John showed up on the scene with that bazooka between his legs.
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Supermark
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| AlleyBaggett wrote: | | Oh and I have another question..... As a female, I would like to know why are some men so fascinated with the size of their cocks? If a guy is a average size....why is it important to him to have a bigger one?? Just wonderin' |
Whatever society dictates a person should have is what people are gonna want to have. If they've got it, people feel proud of themselves. If they don't, people are going to be envious and desirous of those who do. For the ladies, it's the size of their boobs. For the guys, it's the size of their cocks. It's exactly the same. Ladies who are flat are usually very self-conscious and envious of ladies like, well, you Alley, who have a killer rack. Guys who have like a 5 or 6 incher get really pissed off when other guys say they're really hung with 7, 8, or more inches. And one more thing, for as many ladies as there are that say cock size doesn't matter, there are just as many ladies who say it really DOES matter and place a lot of importance on it. It creates a sort of paranoia, and if you really think about it, it's pretty stupid. I mean, if things had been different, we could all be envious of people with big ears and feet, if society said that's what's important. Sorry, I usually hate when people blame everything on "society," but in this case I feel I must.  |
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dickmoyer
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Dear Alley,
My method of measuring the size of a cock is a time tested one, this way you get the overall average and not just a one time thing. I do not measure 8" soft, only when aroused and that is always when I log onto your site.
The size of a cock is stirctly a macho man thing, the bigger the better. Some ladies do not like the large ones and tell you so, but then some love it. Depends on the lady I guess. My current g/f is happy with the big one.
Danielle are you sure you have 3-3/4" aureolas? Amazing if so and we still want to see some pix of those puppies.
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giando1983
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| AlleyBaggett wrote: | | Hi Giando1983, I have 3 tattoos and they don't mean anything in particular. I just think they are cool looking designs. |
Hi Alley!!!
Thanks for reply me!!!!!!! You let me feel so lucky!!!!  !!!!
I have a request...can you call me just "Giando"?....Thanks :*
Thanks also for reply to my question
You are a very nice girl!
LOVE YA!
Giando
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Wildcard
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| Supermark wrote: |
...for as many ladies as there are that say cock size doesn't matter, there are just as many ladies who say it really DOES matter and place a lot of importance on it. It creates a sort of paranoia, and if you really think about it, it's pretty stupid. I mean, if things had been different, we could all be envious of people with big ears and feet, if society said that's what's important. Sorry, I usually hate when people blame everything on "society," but in this case I feel I must. |
I think for a majority of women it's more width than length that counts, as it feels more pleasurable for women to be stretched open a little bit than to have a really long penis slamming into their cervix. Would I be correct about that Alley?
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chico
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| It doesn't matter what size the tally-whacker is if the nose does the all the preliminaries, |
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Danielle Désirée
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Wow! Been away for just a few days and this thread is exolpding! Still a very funny one...
To answer the question of you, out there in Canada but coming from Britain (I cannot remember your name, it was so complicated, sorry )
I come from Germany, and I am very happy that you like to calculate
For I never did, from my first days at school to my last...
Concerning this cock size think: I find it kind of...well amusing? Somehow it was me who brought it up. And it was supposed to be some kind of a joke. But hell! What a big thing it turned out to be now!
My opinion is as follows:
There are girls who praise big dicks, there are girls who don´t care (including me, by the way!)
I have experienced that it´s mostly women with few experience who say they "prefer" big cocks. (I hope I´m not offending anybody...And I don´t want to put myself on an extraordinary rank as well!)
I honestly do not think that size does matter AT ALL! There is so much more to it...
Actually it is really sad that society make men believe it is more male to have a big one. And it´s even more tragic there are people developing psychological complexes because of their size!
And by the way: If a dick is too big, everything can turn out to be rather painful for a woman... |
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masterjedi
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Basically, all the potential in the world don't mean shit if you never perform to meet it. 
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| masterjedi wrote: | | Basically, all the potential in the world don't mean shit if you never perform to meet it. |
It's MEAT it, isn't it. Synonym for "beat it".
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Supermark
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| Danielle Désirée wrote: | | Concerning this cock size think...What a big thing it turned out to be now! |
LOL, did anyone else catch that one? Was that pun intended or what?
Yay, it's my 100th post! I finally got that Senior Member rank under my name! |
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| chico wrote: | | It doesn't matter what size the tally-whacker is if the nose does the all the preliminaries, |
Now I just want to get this straight, are you talking about nose sex here (???) or about smelling a funky pussy that takes the lead out of the pencil?  
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rubeN
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| Well now that we have Danielle's opinion on cock size, I'm curious to what Alley likes. |
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| Personally, I don't think that size really matters. Like Chico said, if you take care of the prelims, the main event is virtually a breeze (well, a light gust at least)! I don't really think about it a lot. The women I've been with have all given me compliments on the size of...ummm..."L'il Tyger". I guess I just been blessed! Anyways, you have to be pretty skilled in the bedroom in order to be effective...size is just a bonus. |
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dickmoyer
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Danielle
I would think that the size of a man's cock would matter to a woman as much as the size of a woman's tits matter to a man. I like my titties big and you have those 36D you refuse to show us. Complicates things a bit |
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| dickmoyer wrote: | Danielle
I would think that the size of a man's cock would matter to a woman as much as the size of a woman's tits matter to a man. |
Sorry to throw water on that but I happen to think perky smaller breasts can be just as sexy as voluptuous larger breasts. Maybe that's the true sign of a breast man, which I'm not ashamed to say I am.
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| Wildcard wrote: |
Sorry to throw water on that but I happen to think perky smaller breasts can be just as sexy as voluptuous larger breasts. Maybe that's the true sign of a breast man, which I'm not ashamed to say I am. |
Agreed. A woman with a great pair of legs will turn me on much faster than breasts |
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AlleyBaggett
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I agree with Tyger and Wildcard.
I prefer width before length...but TOO big is TOO painful and NOT enjoyable. This means I prefer someone to be average.
Remeber I'm a little female....not a big one.
Since we are talking about cocks. I would like to know.....WHO in here has SERIOUSLY masterbated to pics on my site? Just wondering... What pics do it for you?
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:28 am Post subject: i do!! |
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i do.. i do!!!  n im proud of it!? there isn't a time when i log on to ur site, where im tempted to masterbate.. its like everytime i log on i just gotta handle some business.. u know what im sayin!
i dont got the specifics on the photos, but i do know what set.. sets it off! hehe  mainly ones when ur showing or touching ur pussy.. like bloom.. mafioso.. ghosts.. also, i like to have abtv on in the background.. esp. the one with sasha singleton, when ur giving her ur fake orgasm! now thats hot!
now i dont got the massive cannon captain dickmoyer has.. im barely puttin out 6".. but trust me i can tear sh*t up! n if u dont believe me, cum get sum!  |
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i am masterbating at this moment...with the caramel set (i love this kind of lingerie that you wear in this set, and the 3rd and 4th pages are just too hot, especially the pics 10552 to10558)...i masterbate with almost all the content namely sets of the skin section..the videos (especially those of the L.M. section)...and the strip games that i really really love!! and also the chat pics of course!!! each time that i go on your website i take my hard cock in my hand and.... you know what happens next... you must think about me that i am a sex maniac but i am sure that most of the members just do the same!
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dally
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Alley asked: | Quote: | | Since we are talking about cocks. I would like to know.....WHO in here has SERIOUSLY masterbated to pics on my site? Just wondering... What pics do it for you? |
OK.... I'll go first. I wanna start by saying that I differentiate you Alley(the person sitting here reading this) with the girl in your photos. Your are real to me and she isn't.It's all about fantasy.I dig you and I cherish her, and I respect yous both I hope that makes sense.
To answer your question yes I have masterbated to pics on your site.If I have no sex partner I get backed up,can't sleep and generally no fun to be around. That girl in your photo's is one in a million gorgeous and sexy. If we're being brutally honest I can tell you that I've fucked that girl 8 ways til sunday, and she's a wildcat,she's fucked me right back. She's cum a thousand times.
What pics do it for me? All of them to some extent. The more powerful pics are when she implies her own arousal, implies masterbation or taking cock, photo's that give me a sense of texture when she squeezes,grabs,pulls,tweaks,licks,sucks and even probes  herself are very sexy.I could go on.........If a particular photoset isn't arousing enough for me, I sit here warmed by my fascination for the beauty of women, and you are my favourite example.
Too honest???
I'd like to throw a question back at ya Alley. Have you ever thought about just how many erections your resposible for? Imagine they're detachable , and layed along the ground in a line? How long is "your" cock?
Whenever you sense jealousy or resentment from other women because your gorgeous, it's because you have a longer cock! |
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| sure ,I have, whenever I get SRS, the pics that do it for me are when Alley is touching herself, showing that wonderful lush bush, love box with a parting of the lips, and a look like she's ready and wants it, and if there is a finger in her mouth, well there is good chance of release. |
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santiago
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| chico wrote: | | sure ,I have, whenever I get SRS, the pics that do it for me are when Alley is touching herself, showing that wonderful lush bush, love box with a parting of the lips, and a look like she's ready and wants it, and if there is a finger in her mouth, well there is good chance of release. |
That pretty much does it for me too! |
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mbeal78
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Hello Alley,....
Sorry it's been a while since I've been on. But you asked a interesting question here so I have to answer. As you know my cock is between average and large. But I must say I can't count how many times I've jerked off because of you. There's a set you did for Mac and Bumble of you in pigtails and a little lite blue outfit that gets me. I loved the new Vixen material. I went through a few magazines. As you also already know I'm in love with your breast!!! So I love love the shots of you lying down either with your back arched or on your side. With your breast forming perfect circles. If where talking about favorite spanking material from you site I would have to say I love the vids. I like the Housemaid stuff and you in this Maroon Dress out on the lawn. My favorite comes from ABTV with you and Linn Thomas. I love that angel outfit your wearing and how she squeezes your breast. I love the fact you let her play with your breast. But I would have to say I love buying extra mags with you in and jerking off on your face. It's beautiful!!!
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mbeal78
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Hey Alley,...
To answer your question I guess some guys watch too much porn or something and thing they need a bigger cock?
But here's my special request I would love to meet you again and have you personally measure my cock with a ruler??? I'm serious not joking. What do you say? I think it would be fun for both of us. Maybe you good give me a Howard Stern type evaluation of my cock? Please let me know. I'm 100% sure if you saw it, it would put a "impressed" smile on your face.
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