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dally Rank: Junior Member
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 141
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject: Confession and apology |
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I am writing this post to confess and apologise for something terrible I think Ive done.
Ive been using my stepfathers creditcard to subscribe to Alleys website. Ive been doing it 2 years. I knew that he kept this card secret from my mom, he keeps a lot of things secret from her , Ive always hated him. He got sick of what I was doing and he bashed me. I told mom about it and his credit card .She got a friend of hers who works at the bank to show her a copy of his statement , she wanted to add up how much I spent and give it back to him. On the statement was charges to escort agencies and motels and other stuff he had been doing. They had a big fight and she kicked him out.
He picked me up after school yesterday afternoon.He told me that he and mom had made up and he was taking me home. He was lying to me, he is a police officer and he took me down to the station and put me in a cell.He told me he was going to charge me.He told me that because im only 13 years old that Alley is going to be in big trouble as well. He said that he was going to shut her down. He is a real asshole and so are his friends. He swore to me that he was going to do it.
Iam really sorry to everybody. You all seem really nice and I didnt mean this to happen . I will love you for ever Alley. |
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Ronald Forum Admin

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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:20 pm Post subject: Re: Confession and apology |
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Nice April Fools joke.
You almost had me there. _________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else." -Tom Stoppard
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dally Rank: Junior Member
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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You pulled that one up quick Ronny. You could have come with me for a bit.  |
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Supermark Rank: Senior Member

Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 155
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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dally wrote: | You pulled that one up quick Ronny. You could have come with me for a bit.  |
Good one, Dally! It was believable right up until the part about getting put in the cell and the stepfather going to bring you up on charges and vowing to bring down Alley as well. I'll give the story an A-
Ronald, if you hadn't said that, I probably would have bought into it. As I was reading it, I was like "what the..." Damn it, I don't know why I can never seem to remember and always get suckered every year at least once on April Fools Day. I remember in the morning, but by the evening, someone has played me. D'oh!!!  |
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dally Rank: Junior Member
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Thanx Super . Ive got twelve months now to turn that minus into a plus.  |
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dally Rank: Junior Member
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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To Alley,friends and my fellow fans,
My above post is an april fools joke. It is just a story that I conjured up over breakfast this morning. It was meant to play on the ominous idea that Alley's site might be closing down, a day if it ever happens that I am not personally looking forward to. I thought the story had enough holes in it and was far fetched enough that someone would pick up pretty quick that it was a leg pull. I also thought that even though Im not a huge poster on this board , Ive left enough"prescence" in my previous posts to make it apparent that I cant be the character depicted in this story.
After re-reading my story I can see how seen as being of bad taste.I apologise sincerely if I have caused any offence or distress. This was not my intent.
If I still need to I'd like to clarify that Iam a 35yr old self employed arborist(tree surgeon) from Australia. Ive been a fan of Alley's and a member of her site for years. I celebrate Alley and her success and I am a concerned contributer to her prosperity.
Have a good april fools day everyone. Mine just went dark. I just banned from my first ever chat with Alley and everyone. I arrived late and I thought Alley and a few of yous were playing with me,turning my joke on me.Im shattered  |
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RickCage Rank: Senior Member

Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 153
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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No worries dally,
You had me going as well for a minute, the idea of dad doing sneeky stuff with the credit card behind moms back sounded good. That's the price he pays for you not telling mom right?
I guess the part that killed it was the whole being a minor thing. That's probably the part Alley didn't care too much for..joke ot not. Just recently there was a minor that joined the board, in which we said scram.
No worries though, Alley will let you back into the circle.
You should write skits. _________________ If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!
Fight The Power
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dally Rank: Junior Member
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Thanx Rick I'll pick a better theme for next year. |
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Ronald Forum Admin

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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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dally wrote: | You pulled that one up quick Ronny. You could have come with me for a bit.  |
I'm surprised the April fools joke got out of Hand. I guess Alley must have not read my posting about the "nice April Fools joke" comment right after dally's posting.
Wasn't too hard to figure that one out. I already had a heads up to be on the alert for pranks. Some girl called me up at 2am in the morning to tell me she was pregnant, and I just said "Congratulations" and she said I'm "no fun". I'm suppose to flip out. And she said April Fools. I said, oh...
So, I've already had my April fools reminder, figured there would be stuff like that going on the rest of the day.
I guess I should have told Alley about that as soon as I saw it.
-R _________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else." -Tom Stoppard
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