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Wolf Stride
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 Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:11 pm Post subject: Joke: Noah's Ark |
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After a long time adrift, Noah's ark was beginning to get overcrowded so Noah thought it best to get rid of some animals via stand up comedy.
First up was the Lion. He tells a joke and everyone laughs except for the turtle out back. The Lion is then killed. Next up was the Zebra. He tells a joke and everyone laughs except for the turtle. The Zebra get's killed. Next comes up the Giraffe. He tells a joke and everyone laughs, including the turtle. Suddenly, Noah comes up and asks him.
"What are you laughing about Turtle?"
"Oh sorry. I was laughing at the Lion's joke."
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Rune174
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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I guess slow does'nt always win the race in this one.
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BioRust
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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It does for the turtle.
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Rune174
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Not for the lion or the zebra.
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BioRust
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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Then I guess they shouldn't have gone first.
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Rune174
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Meh.
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