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 Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:05 pm Post subject: Win a date with me |
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hey guys, I am doing a contest with Danni's Hard Drive, where I am being auctioned off! I will accompany you on a date, including limo service, drinks & fine dining... a night to be remembered! Plus there will be a photographer there taking pictures that you get to keep! If any of you are interested check it out. If not I will let you all know how it goes!
Jesse xoxo 
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More apt to say buy a date with you.
If you're ever interested in a genuine date that leaves your heart irreversibly touched then let me know.
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Your cute  The date should be interesting, I'm looking forward to it!!
Jesse
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| JesseCapelli wrote: | | Your cute |
Try not to laugh too hard. I took a shot.
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| Wildcard wrote: | | More apt to say buy a date with you. |
Well- technically it is "win" because even if you bid an amount- you don't really get to "buy" because only the "winner" of the auction must fork out the dough.
I guess it should be:
"bid" for your chance to win a dream date with Jesse.
to be honest- checking the auction page is rather fun.... jesse's being bid for increments of 1000$ wow!! Seeing the bidders raise the stake is exciting. wish i had the dough to jump in!! limo ride with jesse, drinks, and fine dining... man.... sounds like fun!
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| Ronald wrote: | ...technically it is "win" because even if you bid an amount- you don't really get to "buy" because only the "winner" of the auction must fork out the dough.
I guess it should be:
"bid" for your chance to win a dream date with Jesse. |
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| Ronald wrote: | | to be honest- checking the auction page is rather fun.... jesse's being bid for increments of 1000$ wow!! Seeing the bidders raise the stake is exciting. wish i had the dough to jump in!! limo ride with jesse, drinks, and fine dining... man.... sounds like fun! |
I'm sure you're rolling in cash from all the money you must be making off eAdultGames and its sister sites.
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| Wildcard wrote: | | I'm sure you're rolling in cash from all the money you must be making off eAdultGames and its sister sites. |
HAHA- yeah right- Hate to admit it- but we're in the red.... eadultcomics is an expensive project and we're forking out tons of dough on artists.... a lot of money was sunk into the development of the site... gonna be at least at year or two til i recoup investments.... but it's a fun project and it has lots of potential to be unique on the market.... and that's what i like to do. fun projects!
eadultgames- easy come- easy go... most of it goes to the models and the labor in producing the games....
when u see me bidding on any win a date auction - then u'll know - i'm doing good. 
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| Ronald wrote: | | eadultgames- easy come- easy go... most of it goes to the models... |
You hear that, Jesse, you're breaking the poor guy's bank. Cut him a break and give him a blue light special.
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Hmm, $3,701. Wonder why it's so low... maybe because its just starting out? I predict Jesse will make a small fortune. There's your new BMW money! Excuse me while I rob a bank real quick...
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| Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject: Banks did u say |
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Speaking of Banks..... Here's an old joke for you.... I'm sure Jesse can get away with doing something like this....
The Gambling Lady
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars."
The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it here in this bag..." and the accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations.
This is a highly unusual event, and the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank to handle this one. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally.
Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money.
She says, "Gambling."
"Gambling?", he says. "What sort of gambling?"
"Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For example, I've got $100,000 right here that says that by noon tomorrow your balls will be square, and I'll even give you 4:1 odds. You got $25,000 you'd be willing to wager on that?"
The bank president is shocked at this sort of thing coming from a sweet little old lady, but he didn't get to be the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank without knowing something about money. "I suppose I could come up with enough to cover that sort of wager, but I wouldn't feel right taking it from you...there's no way you can win a bet like that!"
The little old lady just shook the bag, and said, "I know what I'm doing...and I can afford to lose, though I'm not going to. Is it a bet?"
"Ok, have it your way", said the president, and they shook hands on it.
"See you at 11:55 tomorrow morning", said the little old lady, and with that she left.
Next morning at 11:55 the little old lady arrives with a younger man in a three-piece suit, and is escorted to the bank president's office. The president is a nervous wreck, though a happy one. He'd gotten almost no sleep the night before, waking every few minutes to feel his balls to check for impending squareness, but nothing happened all night. He had
checked hundreds of times that morning, but still nothing; perfectly normal. When the little old lady arrived he started to relax, knowing he had won.
"Come in, please have a seat! Who might this gentleman be?" said the president.
"He's my lawyer. For a bet of this size I want to have a witness. Any objections?"
"No, perfectly understandable", said the president. "Well, it's now noon, and I'm still unchanged, so I guess I win!" he said happily.
"Not so fast!" said the little old lady. "For a hundred grand I want to verify things personally! Please drop your pants."
The bank president is a bit flustered, but agrees that in her position he'd want proof as well, so he drops his pants. The little old lady goes over to him and reaches out to feel the organs in question.
"Ok, you win, here's your $100,000," says the little old lady, handing over a bag of bills. As she does so, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall and moaning.
"What's wrong with him?" asks the bank president.
"Oh, he's just upset. Poor loser if you ask me. You see, I had a bet for $1,000,000 with him that I would have the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls by noon today."
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LMAO!!!
That rocks, Ron! It was a bit long-winded, but worth it. 
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I'm sure the president of Chase Manhattan Bank- wouldn't mind having Jesse check his balls for squareness.
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| Ronald wrote: | | I'm sure the president of Chase Manhattan Bank- wouldn't mind having Jesse check his balls for squareness. |
I'm sure it would quite nicely make his day! If not then he should have his head examined. No pun of course.
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Hi,
reading some of the old topics. I was just wondering how that dream date went. Jesse?
Could be that it is on some other topic, which I haven't seen.
Take care.
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Hi,
the dream date was fun! We went to dinner at a really nice restaurant in Marina Del Rey. I wanted to go to a strip club after but he had a business meetig and couldn't make it......his loss!!!
Jesse xoxo
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WOW! BIG LOSS! I got a bank full of money, next dream date will be you and me sweety
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| I wonder if you can do another aunction like after I get from an area in one of two hostile areas either Afganistan or Iraq. let see deployment is 12 months away and it's 12 months long. Another win a date on feb 2007. By then I'll have a lot of money from my tax free as well as hazardous duty pay. |
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| JesseCapelli wrote: | Hi,
the dream date was fun! We went to dinner at a really nice restaurant in Marina Del Rey. I wanted to go to a strip club after but he had a business meetig and couldn't make it......his loss!!!
Jesse xoxo |
If I was in this guy's position and some hot girl like Jesse asked me to come to a strip club, i'd quit my job. Or atleast try to get the meeting moved to the strip club...
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| JesseCapelli wrote: | Hi,
the dream date was fun! We went to dinner at a really nice restaurant in Marina Del Rey. I wanted to go to a strip club after but he had a business meetig and couldn't make it......his loss!!!
Jesse xoxo |
yup I'll shoot myself if I do that. if I was in his position I'll tell my co-workers i'm meeting a really important clientale. |
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Moving the meeting to the strip club sounds good. Most important deals get done in strip clubs. 
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Bringing the strippers to your office sounds like a better idea  iii
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But I don't have a dancing pole ! 
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You could always lie on your back and look at pictures of Jesse !i!i
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Ya, I found it a bit strange!! Who wouldn't want to go to a strip club and get lap dances...maybe he was really shy???
Jesse xoxo
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| Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| well hope you get a better chance next year. assuming you'll be single in a year |
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Or he was gay!? And he just was hungry... for some food..
Nevermind. Just remember, still got a bank full of money, so all you poor dudes keep your last $$ in your pocket next time.
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May be he had a really small penis and he was scared that the stippers would notice, believe me I know the feeling !!!
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I thought it was "you can look but don't touch" in stripclubs... So how would the stripper know you have a really small penis than...
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I dunno actually, maybe he just got nervous and thought of an excuse  !i!
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| someoneoutthere wrote: | | I thought it was "you can look but don't touch" in stripclubs... So how would the stripper know you have a really small penis than... |
I believe the rule is, you can't touch the dancers but they can touch you.
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