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Kalateth
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 Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject: JOKE: is that a shotgun wedding in the making? |
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All is quiet at Little Suzie's house. Her father sits in his den reading his fishing mag when Little Johnny walks in.
Little Johnny : Sir I want to marry your daughter
Looking up from his fishing mag Suzie's dad is taken aback by the honest statement. Deciding to play along he thinks up some questions that he's sure will stump him.
Suzie's Dad : Where will you live?
Little Johnny : Well sir Little Suzie's room is a little smaller then mine but her closets bigger so I guess we'll live here till we can get a place of our own.
Slightly amused by the answer Suzie's dad moves on to the second question
Suzie's Dad : Well then how will you support my daughter?
Little Johnny : Well Little Suzie makes 20 dollars a week from her chores and I make 25 a week from mine so if we're frugal we should be alright till we can get jobs.
Needless to say Suzie's dad is quite surprised by Little Johnny's answer. Taking a moment he comes up with the one question he's sure will stump Little Johnny and turn him off this entire notion.
Suzie's Dad : Well what about kids?
Without missing a beat Little Johnny answers
Little Johnny : Well we've been lucky so far. |
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skybourne87
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Musteem1
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| Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:00 pm Post subject: Shotgun |
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| some one said shotgun o shit rong one. |
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Rune174
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I think I get it, but it kinda threw me off.
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