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goddess-ofthe-night
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 Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:32 am Post subject: PBB stand up comedian GotN |
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One of symphony's topic mentioned how your fursonna stands about prostitution sex
and i know for the comic my chara has to work actuelly in PBB D castle...
But my chara has something like: FU with stripping, so i was thinking what do you think of a stand up comedian...
do you get my grib?
what jokes are funny?
It kind of starts like this
someone in crowd: Take it off!!!
Gotn: Eh no... *doesn't dare to strip*
so, eh, how would you think i'd continue in replies and stand up comedian?
thanks for replying
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*Pulls up a chair* Take it off!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | | *Pulls up a chair* Take it off! |
XDDDDDD!!
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Goldie smiles, "Dear lady, proceed with the show."
Hands her a script and smiles, "Try these."
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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Believe shes asking us what she should use for the show.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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ok, you got people wanting you to take it off and you want to be funny instead, he's how you get your point across. take it off (just a little though, enough to tease) then put it back on with a grin.... you took it off, nobody said anything about putting it back on. chances are this will result in those shouting "take it off" to either shut up and sit back in a slump or get up and leave, leaving you with those who are actually interested in seeing your comedy act.
WARNING: there is a chance this opening act will leave you with an empty floor.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | | Believe shes asking us what she should use for the show. |
Maybe she could use some of our character in her comedy. Any funny moments base out of here in this forum (or something made up  ) or from Goddess's background. :3 |
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| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | | xivk wrote: | | Believe shes asking us what she should use for the show. |
Maybe she could use some of our character in her comedy. Any funny moments base out of here in this forum (or something made up ) or from Goddess's background. :3 |
i so am empty with idea's, i eep thinking of gotn with achmed the dead terorist, or Walter or peanut,
she has no idae what to say xD that's why i started this topic
would be weard to see the goddess with a doll XD LOL
Red doll
Who wants me to kick it's butt!
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How bout a voodoo doll and take control of one from the audience. @_@
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| xivk wrote: | | How bout a voodoo doll and take control of one from the audience. @_@ |
That's evil XD but it needs to attract the audience not scare them XD HAHAHA
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You don't need a puppet to make you funny, Ms. Goddess. :3
I think to be a good comedian is have a funny story base in a person's past life or in a person's imagination. ^w^ |
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How about you preform skits... then at the end you're naked
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| Max...I don't think Ms. Goddess wants anything related "nudity" in her comedy act. |
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magic comedy act. make it so you're a magician but all your tricks go wrong in some way then at the end it all comes together in a grand display
then after a brief triumphant pose at the end, some small thing goes wrong and all your clothes fall off just as the curtain comes down (but you can leave that out if you want)
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| goddess-ofthe-night wrote: | | xivk wrote: | | How bout a voodoo doll and take control of one from the audience. @_@ |
That's evil XD but it needs to attract the audience not scare them XD HAHAHA |
They wouldnt know, think its part of the act. ^_^
Get red upstage. ;,;
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Well then what about magic tricks... then at the end you're naked
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Don't worry I've already got one
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| The Adept wrote: | | Allright max one more going to into straight jacket cus you be Crazy |
why do you even let him out of that thing?
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| Silvador wrote: | | why do you even let him out of that thing? |
Because as it turns out I'm Jesus.
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Goddess wont show herself naked to anyone ^-^;;;;;
really, keep that in mind, i don't mind drawing her in sexy outfit, but there's also already a magic skitch. So no magic. lol
I don't mind playing jokes with people who are watching gotn's sketch
L O L
coome up with a few Stand up jokes, i'll pick up the best one and do a test page a'ight?
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I'll use a Red puppet >XD just kidding, something stand up joke
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you could always do ventriloquism and do what Strassman does, have a 4 way argument with yourself lol
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Maybe some jokes on the cheap mayor blue?
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most stand up comedians draw on real life stuff, little things. they take them, they poke fun at them, they blow them out of proportion and make them funny. you can draw on your own experiences or draw on inspiration from others.
"So i got up this morning and my slippers were gone. when i go to bed i always leave them underneath but when i got up they were not there. i thought to myself 'perhaps they got sick of being used'. what's it like to be a slipper? always having people sticking their feet in you, being chewed on by slobbering dogs. "ok guys, i'm sick of this life, i'm leaving to make my way on broadway" imagine that, a slipper on broadway. "Tonight "To be chewed on, or not to be chewed on: a slipper's story."""
get the idea?
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As i said, i don't mind to draw her 'sexy'
but i wont get her nakid in the end.
Gotn is not EASY to get and to see naked in the very least;
we're talking about a divinity XD
and she's not like bi-ancha who can handel a 10-some.
Keep in mind GotN's very young in heart, body and soul :p
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| How about making sound effect when you are giving an example of the situation. :3 |
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| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | | How about making sound effect when you are giving an example of the situation. :3 |
me no get it =3 -> bad english gotn has
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