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[Maxwell The Tiger]

Joshua was dug in deep, Aaron's boys had him pinned behind the Motel and he was running low. last clip, His Gat was his only way out.
Josh managed to hit two of them when they jumped him on his way out... No one likes the guy who wants out.
"Come and get me Motherfucka's!" Josh slammed out the back door and leaped behind a dumpster.
One Shot. Two Shots. Josh was in trouble.
A glimmer of hope, he saw his car, but beside it was 4 of Aaron's goons...And the rig's tank he stole, full of Gas.

Josh shot his last at the tanker, and pulled out his matches. "Smoking will kill you Josh" he recalled what his friend Paul said to him while he twisted around the Dumpster avoiding shots and then into the dumpster. with little time before the goons approached him, he pulled out his flask of booze, and grabbed an old rag. Lit it and let it fly, it hit the spilled Gas and set aflame to the tanker, trailing up the liquid and then BOOM

Josh was alive thanks to the sturdiness of the vile dumpster. as he climbed out he eyed his car, wrecked. He then set out to get a new car, seeing a passer-by get out or her's to see what the hell had happened, he sprinted towards and pointed his gun at her.
"Wait here, I'll bring you a better car" Josh was trying to avoid getting back into the life, but oh well.
"Help, he took my Car!"

30 Minutes later

Josh was walking on the side of the road. Middle of nowhere. he torched the car and was making his way through the back roads looking for a cosy shit hole to get some rest.
All of a sudden, a strange man walked up to him from behind.
"What the F-" Josh was now breathing through a cloth. Then he was asleep.

Next thing Josh woke up, what a better sight this time, a park. It looked very strange.
He checked his pockets, everything was still there, but his gun.
Josh looked around a bit, and witnessed some clowns in funny clothing, though he got some looks from what he was wearing too.
Josh then figured some dress up party was going down, so he asked the first weirdly dressed person walking past "Hey, where am I?"
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[Maxwell The Tiger]

(To much?)
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[Silvador]

(there's quite a few RPs going atm Max, some people may not be interested in joining more. there isn't exactly a great amount of people RPing either so...)
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Fursonas: http://tinyurl.com/yzcsyug

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Bump

In other Words:



"Where The Fuck Am I?"
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[grllover23]

Loretta, passing the park at the time, heard Joshua's swearing. She wondered down the trail until she found a rather confused looking feline sitting on a bench. "Pardon Monsuier" she said, "Iz zomezing ze matter?"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Joshua was still rubbing his head when a strangely accented voice asked him what was wrong.

Josh stared at the beauty wearing a real crazy dress

Josh: What the - Where am I? who are you, are you French? Where the hell am I?!
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[grllover23]

"Calm down Monsuier" Loretta said, "May I zit?" she took a seat beside him. "You are in Bon Bon Park. I am Loretta Alurra. My mozer waz French, I only know ze language." she added a giggle to help calm him down.

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh: Bon Bon?! Last night I was in San Antonio! How the heck did I end up here, and what is with your outfit? what day is it?
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[grllover23]

"Loz Angelez?" Loretta said, never having heard of the town, "Ziz iz my normal attire Monsuier. It iz Tuesday, I believe,"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh: What is there a loony bin near here of something? (Why does she wear a dress like that? it looks like it belongs to my grandma's grandma) I need to make a call, have you got a phone?
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[grllover23]

OOC: He must have had a kinky grandma Considering the dress is backless down to below her rear)

"Phone?" Loretta asked, "What iz a phone?"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

(Oh, Right...)

Josh stared blankly at this woman, reckoning if either she was just stupid or if he was going crazy

Josh: So. Loretta, what's with the get up you're wearing?

Josh then proceeded to check his iPod for the date while he said this. which said 2009, August 5th. She wasn't lying, it was Tuesday
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[grllover23]

"It iz 'ow I entize cuztomerz of courze," Loretta said, looking curiously at what he held in his hand, "What iz zat?"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh looked up at the woman, not quite understanding what she meant by customers.

Josh: What? This? Just the old MP3, I got Prodigy, Phil Collins, The Killers. Boy do I love Mr Brightside... Dammit, I can't find my headphones, oh well.

Looks again at Loretta, who looked puzzled...
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[grllover23]

"Em Pee zree?" she asked, "And, who iz 'Phil Collinz'?"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh was getting a little agitated at this woman, was she having a laugh?

Josh: You know, "AH CAN FEEL IT CALMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT!"

Just then Josh notices what appeared to be an old carriage go by with alot more people wearing relatively old fashioned clothes...

Josh: Damn...What the hell is going on? I need some Catnip
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[grllover23]

"Catnip," Loretta said, "I know a wonderful Sweetz Zhop zat zervez it." She hadn't understood the strange sounds coming from hi smouth when he sang. "Your aczzent iz odd. Where are you from, if you do not mind me azking."

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[dragonfly]

link was walking past when he spots loretta and some strange man singing the most horrible thing he had ever heard stoping in frount of them and bowing to loretta and then takeing one of her paws gives it a very gentle kiss.

"miss loretta ma'am how are u on this beautiful day and who is this odd man.?"
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let my chains be broken so i can fly


my FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/linkcollins/

my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[Maxwell The Tiger]

My accent is Odd? Josh thought, and where he comes from when you ask someone where they're from, you intend to mess with them

Josh looked her square in the face

Josh: Who Wants to know?

He then realized how harmless she was

Josh: West-side. But I got out of the Game and they don't want me 'round there no more

Josh notices another person dressed like a Clown

Josh: the Names Josh
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[Maxwell The Tiger]

And Who Are you Calling ODD ass hole?!
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[grllover23]

"Wezt Zide?" Loretta asked, "What game were you playing?"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Looks to Loretta

Josh: Are you a Cop?
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[dragonfly]

"umm sir are u ill there are no need for what how u say cop in are quite town of bon bon where your from maybe but here no".
link looked very oddly at this strange man.
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let my chains be broken so i can fly


my FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/linkcollins/

my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh then saw how easily these people were offended by the way he talked

Josh: Hmm, No Cops, you say?

NO, Your out of that shit, don't get back into it

Josh then scoped the Cheetah out and seen the way he was looking at him

Josh: What's your problem?
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[grllover23]

"Pleaze Monsuier, zere iz no need or conflict." Loretta said.

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[dragonfly]

"my problem? sir are u implying i have a problem with u it just i have never meet any one like your self my good sir".

then stands up to his full 6'8 height "now sir is there anything u would like to do"
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let my chains be broken so i can fly


my FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/linkcollins/

my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh: there's quite a number of things I'd like to do, unfortunately my Gat is missing so I can't shoot you, My hand is fucked up with a knife wound so I can't punch you, and from what I hear Cheetahs are very fast so even If I had my chopper I couldn't run you down. I guess we can call it quits.

Turns to look at both of them

Josh: Now what am I missing here? why is everyone talking like in one of those shitty movies about the old days and wearing...



What year is it?
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[dragonfly]

"your what sir and stabbed u well with your attitude sir im not surprised they did as i would of and as for the year it's 1895 sir"
link put his hand to the swords he carried on his back while thinking "i think he's drunk or just plain werid but if he tries anything i will do what ever it takes to protect loretta".
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let my chains be broken so i can fly


my FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/linkcollins/

my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[grllover23]

Loretta rose frm the bench and moved to stand slightly behind Link, just in case Joshua was indeed crazy or drunk.

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo
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Loretta- The Painter
Quanesha- The Photographer

[Maxwell The Tiger]

Josh Was speechless

"eighteen ninety Fucking five!!?"

Not really.

Josh knew when he talked for this long on things he didn't know about he would inevitably get into a fight.

"Ok, I, um... I was talking about the Chinese calendar... You know, year of the Dragon, Tiger, Ram... (Notices they think he's nut's) Wow I think I've had too much to Drink, I need to get a room at a hotel nearby.
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