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Caroline
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:57 pm    Post subject: The Name Comedy Reply with quote

((Okay, during my double -shift at work yesterday, i had a lot of time, a LOT, to try to keep myself occupied. Basically I had to babysit one of our automated lines to make sure the NOx scrubber kept doing its job properly.

Anyway, during this time, I had the oddest thought of some old vaudville-esq humor... so here goes...

Okay, so Corran is our resident fireman... the ONLY one... a huge town of Bon Bon, and only one fireman. Anyway, so, you have a room full of lingere-clad women, and one of them screams, "GAH, my loins are on fire!" To which Corran bashes into the room, a-la the Kool-aid man, basically wearing a Chipendales outfit, and says, "Did someone say there was a fire to put out?"

Yeah, it was a long day. I also had an odd thought about Camarilla just about to perform some... act, and she totally breaks the fourth wall and says, "Don't worry, I'm a professional."

...yeah... i know... lame. But the point being, have you guys had any sort of bizzare humor thought about some of the professions or names of the people here?))
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thought of corran busting through the wall kool-aid style I found funny.

But he's getting a volunteer fireman soon if he keeps getting that lucky. >_>

bizzare humor on names or professions though... have to think on that.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, that did sound funny, albeit a very brusque sort of way since its a dude vs a wall. Either way is funny.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is prety neet, i never gave it much thought... And i agree with them it is funny.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is very funny.I will take a stab at it if I understand the game,but again,early mornings are not my friend

Some young female is laying in bed,pawing herself as there is not anyone around to please her(not me,think harder). In the thralls of pawing,nearing climax,she shouts out "I need a man to plant his seed into me!!" At which point Brandon come around the corner wearing nothing put a fig leaf,holding a garden trowel,and a Johnny Apple-seed bag slung over his shoulder containing who knows what. "Well the turf is wet enough for me to plow now".

Yes?No?Is that right?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH YEAH!!! *Blows through another wall*

Oooops. False alarm. Sorry bout that. *Brushes off debris from thong*

Yup. Being the only firemen has its perks. I'm also under a mountain of debt paying carpenters to fix these walls. I need to learn to use doors.

Caroline: I do find the large number of bodyguards and soldiers staying here to be interesting. You would think that there would be fights breaking out everywhere.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well as u are a hero here

*hands corran a bag of money that will be anothe to pay of your dets now do me one favor

START USEING THE DOOR.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

toonaxe wrote:
That is very funny.I will take a stab at it if I understand the game,but again,early mornings are not my friend

Some young female is laying in bed,pawing herself as there is not anyone around to please her(not me,think harder). In the thralls of pawing,nearing climax,she shouts out "I need a man to plant his seed into me!!" At which point Brandon come around the corner wearing nothing put a fig leaf,holding a garden trowel,and a Johnny Apple-seed bag slung over his shoulder containing who knows what. "Well the turf is wet enough for me to plow now".

Yes?No?Is that right?


Dont know either to wonder that that makes sense... or brandon would actually do that. lol
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
well as u are a hero here

*hands corran a bag of money that will be anothe to pay of your dets now do me one favor

START USEING THE DOOR.


But the walls are so much fun! Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well your right there but there expensive.

oh and i hired that dalmatian maid i think her names sara or something like that for u.

she's right though this door

NO WAIT NOT THE WA.... ARRR GOD DAMIT CORRAN NOT AGAIN. lol
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sara!?

*Smashes through the wall*

Where!? I'll work on the whole door thing later. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

((I know GoldenRodDog doesn't have an avatar, yet, but... I just had this odd thought of him reviewing the final print of a paper with the printer, wondering why there are strange pair of ovals on the front page of every copy of the paper... only to pan up to the top of the printing press to have Mystic pretty much copying her bottom onto the newspaper, as it zips by. I could totally see Mystic as someone who would xerox her bottom.))
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

henk running around acting like quagmire hehe somehow i think that would fit him perfectly.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

relentless wrote:
henk running around acting like quagmire hehe somehow i think that would fit him perfectly.
i can see that i can also see silvador as buzz killington
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

relentless wrote:
henk running around acting like quagmire hehe somehow i think that would fit him perfectly.


THe only thing he doesn't do already is go giggity
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Adept wrote:
relentless wrote:
henk running around acting like quagmire hehe somehow i think that would fit him perfectly.
i can see that i can also see silvador as buzz killington


"Do you know the story of grain? Neither did the miller that morning."
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corran wrote:
The Adept wrote:
relentless wrote:
henk running around acting like quagmire hehe somehow i think that would fit him perfectly.
i can see that i can also see silvador as buzz killington


"Do you know the story of grain? Neither did the miller that morning."

sssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*James walks through door dressed in giant chicken suit and sees kyl, James glares angrily at him, and the two proceed to have a huge family guy peter vs chicken style brawl*
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Samuel will be sitting this one out, he's more concerned with getting clothes put on than taken off.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

relentless wrote:
*James walks through door dressed in giant chicken suit and sees kyl, James glares angrily at him, and the two proceed to have a huge family guy peter vs chicken style brawl*
(Damn)proceeds to beat the hell out of the chicken suit guy "dont you ever ever give me a bad coupon again"
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caroline wrote:
((I know GoldenRodDog doesn't have an avatar, yet, but... I just had this odd thought of him reviewing the final print of a paper with the printer, wondering why there are strange pair of ovals on the front page of every copy of the paper... only to pan up to the top of the printing press to have Mystic pretty much copying her bottom onto the newspaper, as it zips by. I could totally see Mystic as someone who would xerox her bottom.))


Not to mention, with her ass being black, she could easily get away with it with no one being the wiser to the ink on her. . .other than if it bled through her skirt. Razz
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