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[Shadow_Twisted]

"I'll tell them what the man with two penises tells his tailor when he asks him if he dresses to the left or to the right."
"What's that?"
"Yes"

Okay, so the Lucky Number Slevin quote really inspired me to do this, as I knew that it would easily be funny to ask Henk which side he dresses to, considering his...endowment. But, as the tailor, shouldn't I ask this at some point anyways?

So, gentlemen, which side does your fursona dress to?

Although I wouldn't really have to answer, as the tailor would already know which side he dresses to, I would feel like an inconsiderate ass if I didn't. Samuel dresses to the left, it feels more natural and comfortable for him that way.

[xivk]

Bit lost on what your askin...
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Fursona Info.

I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk

[GoldenRodDog]

"My dear chap he is asking what side your...well you I believe the vernacular is John Thomas, your little red headed champion, the willy. What way does it lie in your trousers, sir." Goldie smiles and nods, "Mine hangs left too. Fascinating would you care to show me...he he he!"
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You sure this is a good bone or not.

[xivk]

I see, well then you guys can enjoy yourself while I take my leave of this thread then. Good day. @_@
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Fursona Info.

I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk

[Shadow_Twisted]

Poor Xivk, you fail to see the importance of the issue. You see, it is rather poor form to let the outline of your little friend be seen through your trousers. To avoid the unsightly bulge, one leg is made with a bit more room to keep him tucked away. As much as you may think it would hurt your pride to answer such a question, it would hurt your reputation much more to be seen with the manhood bulge.

Perhaps this issue is not as mainstream in the modern world, but I assure you that this was a major concern during the Victorian era.

[GoldenRodDog]

"Hence the use of the Prince Albert ring...to avoid an unsightly bulge the aforesaid royal personage has his penis pierced and linked to a ring on his leg. Lest he spoilt the cut of his trousers...rather far to go but fashion, sir there is a price to pay and a painful one in this case. All for the line of trousers..my, my what a brave fellow." Goldie smiles and then adds, "Don't have one myself but all is good."
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You sure this is a good bone or not.

[xivk]

Well I wish not to fail... so guess id say left?
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Fursona Info.

I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk

[The Adept]

[relentless]

[LabrnMystic]

I tend not to wear any, so I'm afraid I'm exempt from the question. *Stands atop a table with hands firmly placed on his hips with a proud beaming smile upon his face and an extra long t-shirt hanging over his unmentionables.*

XD

Okay, okay, a bit over the top, but come on. Its beeh awhile. ;P
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The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last.

[xivk]

Definantly taking my leave of thread now. x_x
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I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk

[AlainDaishar]

wow......

I was about to enter the thread, and say to the right....... But.....


*looks at Labrn*


I think I'll just turn around....
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[Shadow_Twisted]

Labrn, I must ask you to stay in the fitting rooms if you are without pants. I thought you were a person to prefer a reputation of something better than one would associate with the behavior of a drunkard.

[Symphony]

Constance doesn't have to worry about dressing to the left or to the right, though her dress does show off more of her to anyone standing to her right.


I think that Williamn really should look into this. He so often seems to have trouble with his pants not doing a good enough job keeping everything in place.
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