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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:34 am    Post subject: Wedding vows Jokes Reply with quote

Wedding vows should include the phrase "Give him a lot of fun." on general principles.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the vow to "honour and obey" (redundant as it may be) should be replaced with "to criticize and annoy"
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when you say till death do us part you later relize your actually setting a goal
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Adept wrote:
when you say till death do us part you later relize your actually setting a goal


Go Jeff Dunham! XD
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It took longer than I expected for someone to make that joke.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ashton Gray wrote:
It took longer than I expected for someone to make that joke.


like fishsticks? XD
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*scribbles large equation onto black board, stands back and looks at it for a while* yes i too am havign trouble figuring out where fish sticks came from
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ashton Gray wrote:
I don't get it.

you said "It took longer than I expected for someone to make that joke"

Like the "Fish Sticks" joke
if you say "I love Fishsticks"

Then you are a gay fish.

if you said "fishsticks" to fast or funny in a way, it would sound like Fish...di... lol
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*zoooooom* watching as the joke flys straight over his head
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was just pathetic. No offense, but that's the only word I can think of that applies.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think it was the fishsticks joke so much as Kanye's reaction to it that made that episode of South Park funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, it was definitely Kanye's reaction that made that episode funny. Although, seeing Cartman's various scenarios of how the joke was created also had me laughing.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give me a cue when I'm supposed to laugh. Confused Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank you for sharing, It is a great post.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....Necroposting?
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