key_ohki
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 Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 7:35 am Post subject: Broken Seal |
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(Heard this from a friend and just had to share)
A penguin is driving down route 66 when he notices a sound coming from the engine. Not wanting to be stranded in the middle of no where he pulls into a rest stop with a auto garage. The mechanic pops the hood of the car and says it might be a minute before he finds the problem and suggest the pegnuin get a bite to eat at the next dinner.
After looking over the menu the penguin decides to order a vanilla ice cream sundae. Halfway through the sundae he hears an announcement that they needed to see him about his car. Not wanting to waste the ice cream he quickly finishes the rest making a white creamy mess over the front of his body and rushes to the garage forgetting to clean up.
The mechanic sees the penguin just as he is putting the hood down and says. "well it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin looks down and panics yelling, "NO NO I SWEAR ITS JUST VANILLA ICE CREAM!" |
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