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[Shadow_Twisted]

Well, I am at last at home. The vacation was nice, and then came the 18-hours of driving. Along the way, we discovered a rare new species, I have dubbed this creature the Schmuckapotomus. It really started off as a joke, but I later began to come up with features of the creature. It all began with crappy drivers. I then decided that they seem more like animals than humans for some of the stupid shit that they pull on the road, so they became Schmuckapotomi. The Schmuckapotomus is a large creature, often coated in a foul-smelling slime. They are known for sliding in front of vehicles really quickly without warning, either out of spite or ignorance. They are curious by nature, and so seem to avoid allowing for personal space. They also like to play with bright shiny objects, unaware of who they are blinding in the process.