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xxthalexx Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:14 pm Post subject: Joke: Honeymoon |
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The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude." _________________ don't worry I'm just your average quantum physicist
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Tadelesh Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Good for her! _________________ Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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skybourne87 Rank: Rookie
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:12 am Post subject: |
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not bad |
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