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[cheesecaked]

if youre bon bon fursona was the opposite gender?

My Fursona as a Female would say...

"The life of a whore is never easy, but the food is good."

"Whores are naturally adept at the roundhouse bitchslap."

"Alcohol does not improve a woman's singing voice... trust me i've tried"

"Women love the strong, silent, ski instructor type."

"A full hand slap beats a royal martini any day... or was that the other way around?"

"The answer to "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" is "Spontaneous human combustion."

"Great cats are perfect for picking up women."

"Ferrets can gnaw through anything, branches, rope, and genitalia." (I'm not even going to explain that)

"Girls like to paint their toenails in the nude and in front of open windows."

"Girls on their way to get married shouldn't still be interested in dolls."

"Fat women are like turtles, helpless if knocked onto their back." man I would be a mean bitch XD

"It's okay to sleep with your sister's boyfriend, just do not get pregnant."

"Single women age faster than married women."

"If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, destroy their place of employment."

"The best way to let your wife know you'd like some lovin' is to stick your fingers down her throat"

"Women become completely helpless once a man is nearby... whats up with that?"

"Never buy condoms from the same pharmacy where your priest gets his hay fever medication"

"Mad Dog 20/20 + vodka + Hawaiian Punch = romance."

"Wearing silk underwear is like having a warm summer breeze blowing in your pants."

"Mass nudity can improve any movie."

"Men are confused and a little put off by women who want sex."
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[henkcobra]

"I like man and woman with charm"

I make a new fursona she will be a family member of Henk
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My FA; http://www.furaffinity.net/user/henkcobra/

[cheesecaked]

"Never have sex on your dead husband's grave."

"Men can fake orgasms too." (Ha!)
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[Shadow9808]

Oh, this thread is gonna be good for a whole lot of laughs once it takes off in full, I'm already chuckleing.
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[cheesecaked]

"Here we go with the porn music."

"The music in this movie is oddly arousing."

"Enough with the porn music, I'm sore..."

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"Why does this guy keep longing for ugly women?"

"Good grief! It's a whole colony of ugly bastards!"

"No, don't have sex with her, no, no, no, no,no,nonononono..."

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"I hate this cage. And you had better not poke me, or else!"

"I am sick and tired of you idiots poking me!"

"Stop poking... ...Rosebud..."

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"That must be a wig."

"Which pair is getting married?"

"This is when you sort out the mother stabbers from the father [word censored] and forgo hiring the latter."
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My Fursona http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=100410#100410

How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[dragonfly]

your boobs are how big


no i dont like chipolatrs

my willy is like stiking a banner between two oranges
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let my chains be broken so i can fly


my FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/linkcollins/

my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[cheesecaked]

[cheesecaked]

RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!

"Steve, I'd take that gay hat off."

"Sex scenes are supposed to show skin darn it, move your arm."

"Now that girl is going to have back problems later in life"

"Could it be that your hair is causing an eclipse? "

at a guys "thing" "That is a very large, but very fake."

"Do you think it is easy being married to a dumb guy?"

"I think that having a flare gun shot at me would probably ruin the mood."
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My Fursona http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=100410#100410

How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[relentless]

"no I'm not going to tell you were i was hiding this knife"
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[LabrnMystic]

I'm sorry, but if Labrn suddenly woke up the opposite gender, I think I'd go straight to a scientist to see what the hell happened to me. ^^;
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The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last.

[kommy]

[xivk]

Got any gender changing formulas kommy? ^_^
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Fursona Info.

I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk

[LabrnMystic]

[The Adept]

[Leaf]

[Jerin Nekros]

[relentless]

hehe i suppose the first thing on my mind would be "wait a sec i could have sworn i had an outie" followed by mischief
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[Talitha]

First thing I would do is find out if men really do think with their balls.

[relentless]

[dragonfly]

to say this relentless have u ever man with only one ball its not a gay question.
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my FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/linkcollins/

my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[Talitha]

[relentless]

[Xebulon]

[relentless]

just look up a recent study done called the adam project, in which a group of scientists took a representative sample (that is samples from 10%) of the earth population from all over the world even the most remote tribes of the amazon every geographic group of humanity and tested their dna and so many people carried Genghis khan's unique gene that they almost thought he was responsible for most of the human race but alas not to be so in the end they narrowed it down to a man who would have lived approximately 60000 years ago in Africa who's sudden genetic mutation made him so superior to all other male blood lines of the time (the human race beign almost extinct at the time) that his descendants eventually out competed every other blood line till they were all that left and spread to the rest of the world from there. Genghis was similar in that he had a radical mutation which, though not as significant as Adam's made him very good at what he did. not to mention his empire did stretch quiet far into eastern europe which makes it quite likely there is some genghis in you.
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[Xebulon]

Of course there are going to be common points of ancestry if you trace things back that far. The common ancestors of modern humans did indeed originate in Africa, about 200,000 years ago, but began migrating to other continents around 70,000 years ago. There's an astronomical difference between 60 and 70 thousand years considering the average life-span of early Homo Sapiens. Might as well say that we're all related because we all came from the same primordeal soup a few billion years ago.

And into Eastern Europe, yes, but not Western Europe. The British Isles, to be precise. Though, they did get near Germany. I'm not disputing the possibility that there may be a diluted fraction of a drop of Temüjin's blood in my viens, but the probability is must less likely than 1 in 6. I'm more likely to be related to Belisarius, or Charlemagne.

Could you provide a link to this Adam Project? A search of several search engines brings up at least four different ones, all called "Adam Project" and/or "Project Adam", none of which have to do with genetics as far as I can tell.

As to Temüjin's religion, that is still unknown. It's commonly believed to have been either Shamanism or Tengriism, but his tolerance towards other religions, as was not uncommon in Eastern Asia at the time, only serves to muddy the waters.
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[relentless]

probably not a one in six for you is bound ot be some variation from around the world but the average possibility is 1 in 6 so that is what i quoted as for linking and that sort of thing i am waaaaay to lazy to really go to that much trouble but ill leave it at have fun with your own research

besides like i say you may not be descended from him at all hell i cant even be bothered to find out if i am.

sorry to bring something like this up without planning to follow through just shows you how lazy i am

almost forgot it was a national geographic doco, that may be a good place to start
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[Xebulon]

I don't mean to be rude or offensive. If I came across that way, please do accept my apology. I'm, fortunately or unfortunately, rather exhitible when it comes to history. Do you remember which National Geographic documentary it was? The name of it, I mean? I am genuinely interested in reading it for myself, now that you've piqued my curiosity, but I can't seem to find it. I'm sure you know how difficult it is to find things sometimes on the Internet, given how wopperjabied a place it is.
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[Talitha]

You mentioned the British Isles, a DNA survey in (I think) 2003/4 found that more then 60% of the population had considable amounts of Scandinavian DNA. Due to the large scale invasions of Saxon, Viking and of course Norman peoples during the later half of the first millennium and into the second.

[relentless]

not at all i did some looking and i learned that atleast one of the docos was called "search for adam" and apparently to find out if you are descended from Genghis or not is very simple they take a sample and screen it for a particular gene which thus far has proved unique unto his blood line

just to be clear as i have had this confusion occur in other places where this is mentioned, they refer to the prime or first man as Adam as a reference to the biblical concept not because they believe he was the guy from the garden of Eden
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[Mystic]

Well, besides the fact that many of the members here have mistaken which one of us is male and which one is female. (Labrn and I for you new comers.) That shouldn't be too hard a stretch to think of what might happen.

I think the only real thing it would change is that I'd be a lot more willing to play with the ladies of this site. . unless they too have altered to the other sex.
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Convince myself