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[Axelord58]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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"If it ain't broke, just wait awhile. Because it will be.

[Tadelesh]

-facepalm-
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Cole Blacke]

An all-time record for pun?

[Ashton Gray]

It has to be. Here, at least.
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[skybourne87]

lol