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Tearlach
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:15 am    Post subject: JOKE: Doctor.. Reply with quote
A man phones his doctor to ask a question:
" Doctor, my girlfriend visited you today, but can't remember if you told her if she had TB or VD?"
The doctor replied: " Well because of patient confidentially I can't tell you! But I have a idea, chase her round the bedroom and if she coughs, fuck her." Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked.......Laughing
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Lidia_Apricot
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's "TB" and "VD?"
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
TB is tuberculosis, a disease that affects the lungs. VD is venereal disease, a sexually transmitted disease.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hehe, I was trying to figure out what VD could stand for.
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Tearlach
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
In 1895 it would have been refered to as venus's pox or such. Venus being the goddess of love.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tadelesh wrote:
TB is tuberculosis, a disease that affects the lungs. VD is venereal disease, a sexually transmitted disease.


Oh, OK. Thank You, Tadelesh. I now get the joke Razz.
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Tearlach
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ah! Britain and America. Two great countries seperated by a common language. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did'nt we already go through this joke?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ashton Gray wrote:
Did'nt we already go through this joke?


No. That was my previous joke. Not only are my jokes seperated by a common language but a whole generation it would seem. Curious Tongue
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
not bad
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