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Cole Blacke Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Posts: 289
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject: HUMOR: Thanksgiving |
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With Thanksgiving swiftly approaching, I thought this would only be appropriate.
Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving, but aren't:
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"Who wants a piece of this?"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I have to beat it before it's ready?"
Finally, I leave with this:
http://www.eadultgames.com/forum_pics/Thanksgiving.gif
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Of course, the classic Thanksgiving jokes. The holiday would'nt be complete without them. _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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Ronald Forum Admin
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Funny stuff! _________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else." -Tom Stoppard
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Bluevixen Royal Member of BonBon
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Cole Blacke Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Posts: 289
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:28 am Post subject: |
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I aim to please. |
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Drofgod969 Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:30 am Post subject: |
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You forgot the most common one of all.
"Ok, who wants a peace?" _________________ yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. that's why it is called the present.
quoted by master Oogway off kong fu panda
Some weep, some cry, some make couches fly. - Katmir
Let me stand behind you in times of peace, let me stand infront of you in times of war, let me stand beside you as a equall, as a friend. |
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Cole Blacke Rank: Senior Member
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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I'll have to fix that. |
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Tearlach Royal Member of BonBon
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