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Ronald · Forum Admin Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 3670

This elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
The husband says "Maria, we have been married for 50 wonderful years
now, is there anything about our marriage that you are unhappy with?"

Maria replies "Well George, there are actually three things about
our marriage that I have a problem with. 1) you always pick your nose,
2) you always take a cold shower, and 3) every time we have sex you
always insist that you have to be on top."

George replies, "Maria, before I came to this country my father taught
me three things 1) always keep your nose clean, 2) never get yourself
in hot water, and 3) don't fuck up and you'll do just fine in America."
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sexymanz · Rank: Chatter Box Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 928

wise man... wrong idea XD
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skybourne87 · Rank: Rookie Joined: 20 Jun 2009 Posts: 92

pretty good