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 Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:37 pm Post subject: JOKE: Blond Joke |
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One day, a blond came running up to her mother, as school had just finished.
"Mommy, mommy! Today me and the other girls in class learned our ABC's! All the other girls made it to H, but I made it to S! Is it because I'm blond mommy?"
And the mother replied "Yes dear..."
The next day, the blond came running up to her mother and said:
"Mommy, mommy! Today in class me and the other girls learned our 123's! All the other girls counted to 4, but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I'm blond, mommy?"
And the mother replied, "Yes, dear..."
On the third day, the blond came running up to her mother and said, "Mommy! Mommy! Today in class me and the other girls compared breast sizes! All the other girls were b cups, but I was a double D! Is it because I'm blond mommy?"
And the mother replied, "No dear, it's because your 32."
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Ouch, its times like this that i'm glad that i am a red head.
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A blonde joke I have not heard.
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Wolfbane007
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| Silvador wrote: | | No, not really. |
If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be.
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Silvador
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| Wolfbane007 wrote: | | Silvador wrote: | | No, not really. |
If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be. |
Wolfbane, very little surprises me.
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Wolfbane007
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| Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Silvador wrote: | | Wolfbane007 wrote: | | Silvador wrote: | | No, not really. |
If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be. |
Wolfbane, very little surprises me. |
Oh? Do tell.
*Pulls up seat*
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For me it was just ones of those hindsight jokes...where you should have seen it coming looking back at it...But it was funny...
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| Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Wolfbane007 wrote: | | Silvador wrote: | | Wolfbane007 wrote: | | Silvador wrote: | | No, not really. |
If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be. |
Wolfbane, very little surprises me. |
Oh? Do tell.
*Pulls up seat* |
Do tell? Do tell what? What is there to tell? There is little in this world that surprises me. What more can I possibly add to that?
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Wolfbane007
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| Silvador wrote: | | Wolfbane007 wrote: | | Silvador wrote: | | Wolfbane007 wrote: | | Silvador wrote: | | No, not really. |
If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be. |
Wolfbane, very little surprises me. |
Oh? Do tell.
*Pulls up seat* |
Do tell? Do tell what? What is there to tell? There is little in this world that surprises me. What more can I possibly add to that? |
*Ponders*
Eh, whatever.
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