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[Chaosengine]

Chaos Presents: How to handle a monster.

Joey: *runs into the house in terror* I'm bein' chased by a monster!! She's huge and green and really pissed!!

Chaos: Wait, did you say SHE?!

Joey: Yeah, we gotta call the police!!

Chaos: NO WAIT, let me go take a look!! *runs outside*

*An hour later*

Chaos: *walks back in calmly* *sits down and reads the paper*

Joey: What the... WHERE have you BEEN??? I called the cops, I thought you were DEAD!!!

Chaos: I'm cool.

Joey: What the HELL happened??

Chaos: She said she was gonna call me, but...

Joey: *perplexed* Wait... call you? *now shocked* YOU DIDN'T??!!!

Chaos: I wore protection!

Joey: Holy SHIT, you perverted bastard!!

Chaos: I'm like Disney World, all rides are equal oppurtunity!!

Joey: *storms out* I'm gonna be sick!!
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The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..."

[dragonfly]

bravo good sir and i thought my zombie one was funny
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