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Wouldn't that look like a big Barbie doll!?   |
That would be cool 
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | marcus wrote: |
Hey another cool idea !!!  We could all email Romford Council asking them to erect a nude statue of their greatest export.  |
LOL....I hope i wont get covered in bird shit  |
Two statues, one male and one female stood gazing at each other accross a path in a garden. They had stood there gazing at each other for several centuries. One day a passing angel (who looked very much like Martina but not quite as beautiful) passed by and saw the two statues. She was so touched that she flew down and granted the statues 30 minutes of life. The male statue immediately took the female statue by the hand and led her off into the bushes. There was laughter and giggling behind the bushes and the statues emerged some 10 minutes later.
"That was the most fun we have ever had" said the statues.
"You still have 20 minutes left" said the angel.
The female statue turned to the male statue with a wicked look and said "OK this time you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it's head". |
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| bennie wrote: | | someoneoutthere wrote: | Baby....... that's a webpage.....not an e-mail addy  |
push the CONTACT US button ........... |
oh......but keep in mind... I am lazy........
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:00 am Post subject: |
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| marcus wrote: | | MartinaWarren wrote: | | marcus wrote: |
Hey another cool idea !!! We could all email Romford Council asking them to erect a nude statue of their greatest export. |
LOL....I hope i wont get covered in bird shit |
Two statues, one male and one female stood gazing at each other accross a path in a garden. They had stood there gazing at each other for several centuries. One day a passing angel (who looked very much like Martina but not quite as beautiful) passed by and saw the two statues. She was so touched that she flew down and granted the statues 30 minutes of life. The male statue immediately took the female statue by the hand and led her off into the bushes. There was laughter and giggling behind the bushes and the statues emerged some 10 minutes later.
"That was the most fun we have ever had" said the statues.
"You still have 20 minutes left" said the angel.
The female statue turned to the male statue with a wicked look and said "OK this time you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it's head".
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | Satch wrote: | We should make a design first!
Should it be stone or bronze?
After that raising funds...  |
 hmmmm, maybe we can make it out of plastic |
How far would we get with 70.000 €?
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:31 am Post subject: |
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| marcus wrote: | Two statues, one male and one female stood gazing at each other accross a path in a garden. They had stood there gazing at each other for several centuries. One day a passing angel (who looked very much like Martina but not quite as beautiful) passed by and saw the two statues. She was so touched that she flew down and granted the statues 30 minutes of life. The male statue immediately took the female statue by the hand and led her off into the bushes. There was laughter and giggling behind the bushes and the statues emerged some 10 minutes later.
"That was the most fun we have ever had" said the statues.
"You still have 20 minutes left" said the angel.
The female statue turned to the male statue with a wicked look and said "OK this time you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it's head". |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:13 am Post subject: |
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Two statues, one male and one female stood gazing at each other accross a path in a garden. They had stood there gazing at each other for several centuries. One day a passing angel (who looked very much like Martina but not quite as beautiful) passed by and saw the two statues. She was so touched that she flew down and granted the statues 30 minutes of life. The male statue immediately took the female statue by the hand and led her off into the bushes. There was laughter and giggling behind the bushes and the statues emerged some 10 minutes later.
"That was the most fun we have ever had" said the statues.
"You still have 20 minutes left" said the angel.
The female statue turned to the male statue with a wicked look and said "OK this time you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it's head". |
OMG thats so funny
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Should we start a joke thread/topic? "Martina on Jokes"?
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:34 am Post subject: |
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| someoneoutthere wrote: | | Should we start a joke thread/topic? "Martina on Jokes"? |
Why not 
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:46 am Post subject: |
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | someoneoutthere wrote: | | Should we start a joke thread/topic? "Martina on Jokes"? |
Why not |
I agree Darn thing is, I forget jokes the minute I've heard them. *sigh*
But, because the topic title should be Martina On Jokes, you start first Martina. Give us one of those classic English lame jokes...
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:21 am Post subject: |
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I agree Darn thing is, I forget jokes the minute I've heard them. *sigh*
But, because the topic title should be Martina On Jokes, you start first Martina. Give us one of those classic English lame jokes... |
I always forget jokes too  I know Essex jokes, and blonde jokes though 
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:16 am Post subject: |
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | I know Essex jokes, and blonde jokes though |
Martina you have my entire collection of those
It might make a good section of your website |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: Re: question for the dutchies |
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| rastus wrote: | hey guys what can you tell me about the coach of dutch eindhoven..i think his name is hoost something.
he has today been appointed coach of our national Australian soccer team.
i understand he is going to continue coaching eindhoven at the same time he coaches our national squad.
the pressure is on him to get us to the world cup for the 1st time.if he does he will be a huge name here.
ps isn't eindhoven martinas team too? |
They only lost 1-0 in Uruguay against Uruguay !
So they have a good chance to qualify wednesday playing the home game then 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:50 am Post subject: |
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Maybe we can arrange a little get-to-gether at the 2006 World Cup, of all the Martina fans! But only when the special guest is coming as well of course!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:52 am Post subject: |
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Rastus !
Australia made it, they did qualiy
(just heard it)
They could play Holland then ! |
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Yes, I heard it too on the radio. Thumbs up for Aussie!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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yes...guust hiddink is getting a lot of credit for it too.
watching the game on tv, it looked as though his tactics and reading of the game was spot on. apparently when he took over he really stamped his authority on the players. they dominated the game last night although there were not a whole lot of shots on goal.
ummm...if we play holland and the orange army... i think it might be asking a little bit too much to win
oh well at least we are there for only the 2nd time in history. 1974 is the only other time we made it.
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Corrections:
Trainers name is Guus, not Guust.
And we call the Dutch fans not the army, but the legion.
You have to keep your facts straight to impress the girls man!
Coincidence: the 1974 World Cup was also held in Germany! Australia was in the first round with Chili, and East and West Germany. Unfortunately Australia didn't do well though....
Back than, the second round was also in a poul / group games, instead of the 1/8th finals etc with knock-out system. Holland won all 3 matches with no goals against, in a group with Brasil, Argentina and East Germany (wow!) Holland lost the final with 2-1 against West Germany. Another weird little fact: top scorer that World Cup was from Poland! Second was Johan Neeskens, Dutch. Was it this World Cup that Johan Neeskens shot a penalty straight through the middle, letting the chalk of the penalty spot fly all over the place?
Well, I hope the outcome if the 2006 World Cup aint the same as 1974...
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oh no
we scored a very bad group...BRAZIL..croatia and japan.
that is a pretty tough group.
the good news is all our games are around Stuttgart...so we can set up base there and don't have to travel.
How did all your countries fare? |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:17 am Post subject: |
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| rastus wrote: | oh no
we scored a very bad group...BRAZIL..croatia and japan.
that is a pretty tough group.
the good news is all our games are around Stuttgart...so we can set up base there and don't have to travel.
How did all your countries fare? |
Hi Rastus
If we meet in will be in the final
..as we are in different halves of the scheme
The Dutch, Group C
.Argentina
.Côte d'Ivoire
.Serbia and Montenegro
.Netherlands
This group is very, very difficult, not only the Dutch think so:
http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/poll_results.html?pollID=4153
partly beacause the Ducth were not seeded by the best 8.
The English were seeded, their group looks better:
Group B
.England
.Paraguay
.Trinidad and Tobago
.Sweden
Good group Marcus ?
Finally the USA, Group E
.Italy
.Ghana
.United States
.Czech Republic
Very heavy too
Martina can bet on two, wait even three horses ...
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USA got Group E with Italy, Czech Republic and Ghana. VERY tough for us to advance from this group. Seemed like Mexico and Spain got relatively easy groups somehow.
They're calling Group C the Group of Death. Don't know much about Ivory Coast or Serbia & Montenegro. Serbs won their qualifying group over Spain and Ivory Coast is supposedly the strongest African team this year. So Argentina and the Netherlands better be careful.
Maybe I'm the only one, but I have a problem with the FIFA seeding process. I disagree with some of the criteria they use, and I think it penalizes some teams. Czech Republic is ranked second, yet they don't get a seed? USA has beaten Mexico several times recently, including the 2002 Cup quarterfinals, and we won our qualifying group over the Mexicans. Yet they get the seed, and a near walkover into the second round. It makes you wonder...
Hey, I hope Our Angel is preparing to move and all is going well!
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| bennie wrote: | The English were seeded, their group looks better:
Group B
.England
.Paraguay
.Trinidad and Tobago
.Sweden
Good group Marcus ? |
I am worried about Sweden. We drew 1-1 last time |
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Men and Sports
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Like you don't like "sports" Martina...
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | Men and Sports |
We need something else to keep us occupied when we aren't thinking about sex 24/7 
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| LeeM wrote: | Maybe I'm the only one, but I have a problem with the FIFA seeding process. I disagree with some of the criteria they use, and I think it penalizes some teams. Czech Republic is ranked second, yet they don't get a seed? USA has beaten Mexico several times recently, including the 2002 Cup quarterfinals, and we won our qualifying group over the Mexicans. Yet they get the seed, and a near walkover into the second round. It makes you wonder...
Hey, I hope Our Angel is preparing to move and all is going well!
Lee |
Yes the seeding they used was based on the results on last three wc's and the ranking list. This does favor the "big" countries
Ranking list now, top 10, bold ones are seeded
1 Brazil
2 Czech Republic
3 Netherlands
4 Argentina
5 Mexico
5 Spain
5 France
8 USA
9 England
10 Portugal
I think the FIFA has not much trust ihn its own list, which may be correct as Germany is not even in the top-10, but they always do well. The second place of Czech is strange too as the Dutch were in the same qualifying poule and we ended first (Chech second).
In the end only the WC matches do really count I think.
Still wonder which team has Martina's support (maybe all thhree) |
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| MartinaWarren wrote: | | Men and Sports |
Wanna play pool, virtually ? |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| vector64 wrote: | | MartinaWarren wrote: | | Men and Sports |
We need something else to keep us occupied when we aren't thinking about sex 24/7 |
While we are not thinking about Martina 24/7  |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:58 am Post subject: |
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| bennie wrote: |
Still wonder which team has Martina's support (maybe all thhree) |
I support The Netherlands, always 
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Wanna play pool, virtually ? |
I love virtual pool. Oh btw i forgot to mention that i kicked to guy's asses at pool last Saturday while at the party. Im better at pool when im drunk
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