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Bestile1
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 Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: Good, Bad, or Really Bad Day |
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These are three actual conversations I have had this past week while we were removing rust from our vehicles, I think they are good examples of the week I had. The red text is me.
Good Day
Hey man how you doing?
Not bad
Bad Day
Dude your bleeding.
Yeah I know
Seriously you should get that looked at
Really Bad Day
Dude you're on fire
yeah i... wait what? SHIT!!!
*no serious harm was caused by the fire* |
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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 I'm sorry but that was hilarious.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, sorry about the bad week you had, but those where funny 
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Crimson
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry about your bad week but thats funny.
So you just randomly combust into flames?
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Corran
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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I think my good and bad days would be reversed. Catching on fire would definitely be the highlight of my day.
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Xebulon
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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... How did you catch yourself on fire?! 
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Bestile1
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:42 am Post subject: |
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| Xebulon wrote: | | ... How did you catch yourself on fire?! |
some body else caught me on fire... it turns out that WD-40 and sparks thrown by a grinder don't mix very well... actually they mix well but not near people
| Ashton Gray wrote: | | I'm sorry but that was hilarious. |
Don't be sorry I thought it was hilarious too... once i put myself out |
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Foxonian
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| As they say,that's a HOT one! XD Glad you are okay,since I almost did simmilar to myself doing some grinding on an old truck frame many years ago(managed to stop before the grinder sparks set my pant leg on fire). |
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Bestile1
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:33 am Post subject: |
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| actually i wasn't holding the grinder or the wd-40 i just happened to be standing nearby |
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Sha`Kaar
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They actually said "Dude you're on Fire" was it said that casually? Or was there some urgency to his voice?
As for your week,.. dang. Your in for some good Karma soon i think. |
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JohnnyPsycho
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Sha`Kaar wrote: | | They actually said "Dude you're on Fire" was it said that casually? Or was there some urgency to his voice? |
Was thinking the same thing... still, that's the wonderful thing about the word "dude", you can express almost entire, complex ideas through simple inflection of that one syllable. If you've never seen the movie Base-ketball, there's a scene where Matt Stone and Tre Parker hold an entire conversation only using the word "dude".
I've very nearly had similar conversations myself...
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Sha`Kaar
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually i own that movie, it is quite funny. Whats better is i have a Co-worker, and he and I will sit there for like ten minutes saying "Dude" to eachother, knowing what we both mean. It is quite the interesting word. |
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Ashton Gray
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As The Joker once said "Ah, what a brave new world....that has such yutzes in it." No offense, but I thought it fit. If anyone takes offense at this, just say so and I'll remove it.
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Xebulon
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I'm sorry Ashton but I have to take offense to that. I mean, which Joker? The Jack Nickolson movie Joker, the Heath Ledger movie Joker, or (in my opinion the best) the Mark Hammil animated Joker? How am I supposed to get the right feel for the line if I don't know which one said it?
P.S. And no, I'm not a comic book geek. What would make you think that? 
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:20 am Post subject: |
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The Mark Hammil animated Joker. Specifically, from Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker.
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Bestile1
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| Sha`Kaar wrote: | They actually said "Dude you're on Fire" was it said that casually? Or was there some urgency to his voice?
As for your week,.. dang. Your in for some good Karma soon i think. |
yeah it was that causal... we're both marines and combat vets at that so it takes alot to phase us... expecially him |
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Xebulon
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:12 am Post subject: |
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | The Mark Hammil animated Joker. Specifically, from Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker. |
Hmm... haven't seen that one yet.
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:32 am Post subject: |
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If it helps you find it, in case you ever want to see it, it's one of the animated Batman movies. One of my all time favorite childhood movies, actually.
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Crimson
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Do you expect anything else from a marine?
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Bestile1
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:36 am Post subject: |
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| not tough as nails no... just not phased easily |
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| someone played with my hair once and my hair started to smoke...but never got on fire. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:47 am Post subject: |
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A software engenieering student bad days are a bit strange so I'd rather not post them, unless you get what "I put the enterprise on an E/R the exam day" means 
But I have bad days, yes, I do. Constantly, but hey! They are what makes good days good! If all days wold be good, all days would be just normal -_-
But my worst day was when a baby elephant sat on my left foot >_< I had several surgeries (sp?) done on my foot  |
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Oh wow, that had to be "fun". 
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| Ashton Gray wrote: | | Oh wow, that had to be "fun". |
It was. Said with the distance of time. Back then it hurt xD |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Bestile1 wrote: |
some body else caught me on fire... it turns out that WD-40 and sparks thrown by a grinder don't mix very well... actually they mix well but not near people
Don't be sorry I thought it was hilarious too... once i put myself out |
I love real-life applications of Murphy's Law:
"Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, at the worst possible time, and in the worst possible way."
Geez, you were in for a scorching time, at least until your buddy noticed the flareup. I think the worst possible way to catch on fire is to not know about it until it's too late to put it out.
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Bestile1
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| nah it wouldn't have been that bad... our uniforms are flame resistant... note that they are flame resistant not proof.... this has been tested while bored |
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Xebulon
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Crimson wrote: | | Do you expect anything else from a marine? |
The ability to eat concertina wire and spit napalm? Twenty points if you get the reference. 
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Xebulon
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Here's a hint: It's a quote from a Clint Eastwood movie character.
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